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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:24 am
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I know this is strange and I'm not sure why I feel the need to post this but I've been collecting souls as of late. I'm not some ritualistic crazy-ass who needs a hundred souls to save his, I just need to collect something. I'm collecting souls, as well tears (but that's a different story). This is the contract I wrote so people can (without loopholes) bind their souls to me.
| Soul-binding Contract wrote: | This contract, bound with ink and ideal blood, preserves thy written acknowledgment of thou soul.
Leased to the abided owner of this contract, signing this legal document provides thou with thy soul. Whom the soul may consist may be pending due to other legal signings permitting the contents elsewhere. Also abided by signing proves thus, acknowledgment of possible exchange.
Within this parchment lieth the coherently given soul now owned by Kevin Little. The entitlement of which is presented wholly by thy name given at birth, and thus may not be granted repeatedly lest this contract or previously formed contracts are legally revealed void.
This contract may not be void lest previously engaged deal/arrangement proveth false or thereby falsely kept. Void permission grant signature provided.
As a soul beheld being, I grant my soul, in its entire entity, spiritually by verbally comprehended and written agreement, which is thus bound eternally lest void to the ink and parchment concealed, ideally through thy traditional holder, Kevin Little.
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Doth thou owner grant void with compliance of thy freedom, or splendor in slavery.
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I have it on Microsoft Word, Parchment font in 25. So...anyone else collect souls? So far I have two.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:16 pm
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I wouldn´t mind giving you my soul, if I had one. I feel kinde soulless recently 
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:19 pm
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Oh, don't be so negative. Tell you what, I'll cheer you up by swirling your soul in angel feathers and SunnyD (strangely soothing), so go ahead and just send me your signature and I'll make this work.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:27 pm
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I value my soul too much to just give it away like that. Maybe if you could trade me something for it...
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:22 am
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| stratd00d wrote: | | I value my soul too much to just give it away like that. Maybe if you could trade me something for it... |
lol, it can't be valued that much if you're willing to trade it. 
If I believed in a soul, I might give you mine, but I don't. You have some |{razy hobbies |{rave, maybe you should find something else to do...like editing wikipedia, or starting a new twine ball!
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:39 am
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...I don't know. I've finished three twine balls in the past two weeks and making girls cry in my glass of tears is getting boring. I want to get enough souls to swim in. Why? No one knows...
About souls though: I believe in them. I understand your idea of thinking (or I assume I do), and I agree with you mostly. Most people mistake a soul for something religious or supernatural. Here's a legit definition...
| Webster wrote: | | soul n a person's spirit; the seat of the emotions, desires; essence; character; a human being. |
...your soul is the representation of who you are. It is your body combined with your personality, with how you feel, and with how you are felt. It's not impossible, it's purely sensible.
I am not a religious person, nor one that believes in the supernatural. I just know I have a soul, and like my humiliation, it defines me.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:39 am
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Well, by that definition I agree whole-heartedly with you. And furthermore, by that definition, my soul is mine and mine alone. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:06 pm
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What the friggin hell's a soul?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:42 pm
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I was about to post a definition, but that's what they call sarcasm right?
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:30 am
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| DarkSpecter wrote: | | What the friggin hell's a soul? |
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, a "soul" is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:39 am
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An Anchorman reference, excellent. Anyways, I have only two legit souls at the moment and I want to have a stack packed with them. It's so hard for someone to read this whole contract and sign it so I have to lighten the mood by lighting a blunt...I mean...playing some Pink Floyd (literally equivalent).
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:51 am
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i would give you mine but a guy in high school offered me $3 for it...true story. I think he died last year.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:02 am
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Seriously? Do you know what happens when you sell your soul and the person who owns your soul dies? Have an interesting life my friend.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:08 am
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Well, when Shang Tsung died after stealing Kang's soul, Liu Kang became a schizophrenic; chained up zombie and a soul out to help overweight drunkards...I can only imagine how Violator will end up... 
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:27 pm
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there wasnt any contract, i dont see how it was binding.
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