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Post Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:22 am   
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Post Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:07 am   
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It's a sick game, though if you have to choose between the douche, who does extraordinarily unethical things for the 'good of the nation' (his pocket), and the sandwich, that isn't entirely fond of old forests...I'd say it's an easy choice. Rudd in all cases...but it looks fixed to me. If Howard wins, him and Bush could dance in oil together.
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little johhny u fuck ur dead!!!!!!11 LaughingLaughing:lolloll
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lol congratulate me, I did my first donkey vote today!!! WooHoo!
Fuck the election both candidates are full of shit
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Sparkle decided he will be a smelly hippy today and voted for teh greenz.

greenz = legal weed

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Legal marijuana equals good trade, less hordes of cigarettes, and laid back, happy people. It's good in all cases. Double vote.
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Rudd is such a n00b... just like TMK with the web.
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lol congratulate me, I did my first donkey vote today!!! WooHoo!
Fuck the election both candidates are full of shit
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When you say made to vote it's law that you have to vote or pressure from other people?

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It's the law, if you don't vote you get fined $50.
Bullshit huh?

"Rudd is such a n00b... just like TMK with the web."

LOL at least my menu is in the right place!!

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Fight the system, $50 is worth one video game.
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It's the law, if you don't vote you get fined $50.
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That's really crappy. I mean as you mention you don't like either candidates so neither deserve you vote because they haven't done enough to earn it. Do you have any stupid political parties for a piss-take such as over here we have the Monster Raving Luny Party which have laws such as introduce the rest of the world to the British Pound, People should Walk on their hands etc.

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That's really crappy. I mean as you mention you don't like either candidates so neither deserve you vote because they haven't done enough to earn it.

There are better alternatives compared to the two major parties. Greens is the next best thing in Sparkle's opinion, and they're slowly getting bigger too.

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Nah, we're fairly boring actually.




p.s.. TMK's window to the Interweb 2.0 is just peice of shit software, called IE7. No wonder stuff breaks in his worLD! Razz

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p.s.. TMK's window to the Interweb 2.0 is just peice of shit software, called IE7. No wonder stuff breaks in his worLD! Razz


omg It's so hawt!
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u just pwned me.

fuck.

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LOL that embosed E pwns all Razz
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