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Mr Sparkle
Me no make sense
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:18 pm
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...there was a bear and a rabbit, shitting in the woods. When the bear was done, the rabbit said:
"Excuse me sir! You have shit on your fur!"
The bear groaned, picked him up, and wiped his arse with the fluffy rabbit. Then the bear walked away. Naturally, the rabbit wasn't too impressed so he...
hint: continue the story... duh!
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-SubZero-
I EATCHOO
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:41 am
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....killed himself because this story is retarded.
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Mr Sparkle
Me no make sense
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:58 am
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Then a hungry ninja came along and found the carcass dangling off a tree. It was an ample opportunity to cook some rabbit stew. And so he did. It smelt good, which attracted other unwelcome guests nearby.... PIRATES!
Barnacle Face Jim was indeed hungry from all that pillaging, raping and killing. Plus he has a score to settle with ninjas. So he gathered his rum-soaked mates and sneaked up on the lonely ninja, stirring that rabbit stew pot slowly... very slowly... soooo veery slowly...
Oh noes... wutz gonna happen?!!!1
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Jay
An Empty Shell
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:31 am
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Then, with super speed, the ninja took the stick he was stirring with and held it under the stew's pot, thus creating a torch. The ninja thrust the firey stick behind him, impaling 4 pirates at once - the rum inside them igniting the flame - burning them from the inside out.
Barnacle Face Jim dodged out of harm's way just in time. He yelled back, "Goddam Ninjas!", shaking his fist. Then out from behind the pirate came...
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