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Mr Sparkle
Me no make sense
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:54 am
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When you're young and still at school, you are basically stupid. And naive. You are also scared of the "disciplinary action" threats dished out by your manic-depressed teachers.
(Teens: Don't argue with Mr Sparkle on this point. You are stupid. You are naive. And you are scared. Period. Come back to Sparkle when you're no longer dependent on mummy, and your income is not sourced from daddy's pocket money allowance.)
When you get older and wiser, all those teen anxieties become quite laughable to say the least, and start to wish you had more balls at school.
Sparkle often thought what would he do if all the knowledge and skills collected over these years were transported back in time, and crammed into a 13 year-old child's brain cavity?
Sparkle could've perfected his smart-arse persona down to an absolute brilliance. He was a little cunt to begin with, but he could've retired 10 principals, then force a dozen more teachers go on disability pension (post traumatic stress disorder, suicidal tendencies, et cetera).
Sparkle started experiencing nostalgia after looking at these science fair projects:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/return-science-fair.php
Kids, if you're still at high school, here are couple of brilliant examples you can use for your science fair projects. Do it. In ten years time you won't regret it. You will look back and think: "man I ruled".
Other suggestions:
- Shit on the toilet seat.
- Piss in a bottle then leave the bottle opened on top of a heater.
- Hide a dead rat/hamster/bird in a class room.
- Jizz on your teacher's car door handle.
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l{ombat_l{rave
TMK FanFic Kreator
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:19 pm
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What is your project on?
Birds, man, they're fucking everywhere.
Excuse me?
Don't worry, I have my data to prove it.
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Jay
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:15 pm
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Too bad I wasted my science fair oppurtunity on a baking soda/vinegar powered volcano
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l{ombat_l{rave
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:32 am
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...come on Jay-Z...so unoriginal. I expected so much from you. Then again, it's hard to beat that age-old question. Will there be minorities in Heaven?
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Jay
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:58 pm
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Hey that was back in 2nd grade when I was a stupid kid. If I could go back now....
*teehee*
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