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Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:41 pm
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I was reading this story on MK5.org that some idiot started, and it actually became interesting. What you do is continue the story, but don't make it retarded (like killing everyone.) You can kill whoever, ressurrect whoever, steal souls and the like, even do things that aren't possible, like hit Shang Tsung and he "drops" a soul so you can ressurect that guy. Sound fun? Just stop writing whenever, and the next person can continue the story. Alright, let's go!
It's a quite day in Outworld. Goro's emerged from his cave like dwelling to get a suntan.
Goro: Ah! It feels great!
Suddenly, Kung Lao appears.
Lao: You killed my ancestor!
Goro: ....did you ever actually meet the guy?
Lao: Uh...... *shakes head* no......
Goro: then who cares? That like saying that if your black you deserve slave reparations even though you never suffered! FOOL!
Lao throws his hat at Goro, slicing into his back
Goro: DAMN IT! I had a nice tan going until you decided to come here and ruin it you little shi.....
Goro gets up, but Kung Lao is gone.
Goro: I'm going to kill the next fool from Earth I see for this, just in spite.
Johnny Cage: Hey, Goro, can I borrow your suntan lotion? I'm playing a Miami police officer in my new movie, and I need a good tan.
Goro: Sure, no problem.
Cage: Thanks.
Cage leaves. About 15 minutes later Goro jumps up: WAIT A MINUTE! Goro takes off after him.
Meanwhile
Kitana: Scorpion, you can't!
Scorp: Hell yes I can! This little trukey has been bothering me since the start, always yelling and screaming at the top of his lungs.... he needs to know what it feels like to DIE!
Kitana: But I love him!
Scorp: You'll get over it.
Scorp takes out his sword and swings downwards.
Kitana: NOOOOO!
Fred, Kitana's pet turkey, Fred, is decapitated by Scorpion.
Kitana: NO!!! *sniff, sniff*
Scorpion: What the hell.... kills Kitana
I can't stand to see a woman cry..... just makes me want to shut them up, however I can......
Meanwhile, at Shao Kahn's Palace
Kahn: Shang, where the hell is Goro? He's an hour late for the "Earth Invasion, Plan J" meeting.
Tsung: I hear he's trying to kill Johnny Cage.
Kahn: I thought he was dead?
Tsung: You didn't hear? He came back.
Kahn: Oh, well shit. One more to kill....... Hey, why is Goro trying to kill him, anyways?
Tsung: Goro's mad that Kung Lao sliced him in the back.
Kahn: .....that's Goro for you--no logic. He fails time after time but keeps trying anyways. Speaking of which, we need to TRY TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH!
Tsung: *sigh*
Enter Reptile: Shao Kahn, there is a Quan Chi here to kill you. It seems Shang Tsung is in on it to.
Shang TSung quickly throws his sword behind his back and smiles.
Kahn: Send him in.
Reptile: WHA.....? But, sir....
Kahn: I said SEND HIM IN!
Reptile: uh.... ok, sir.....
Exit Reptile. Enter Quan Chi holding Reptile's bloody but still alive body.
Quan Chi: Hi Kahn, old pal, what're you up to?
Kahn: Oh, nothing much, just planning another invasion of Earthrealm. And you?
QC: I came here to kill you and take over Outworld along with Shang Tsung. We will rule here forever and ever and there's nothing you can ever, ever, ever do to stop us you big pansy.
Kahn: Oh that's nice. Would you like some tea? Baraka makes a great glass......
Shang Tsung stabs Kahn in the back, through the heart.
Kahn: When I said "Scratch my back, I didn't mean with a sharp potentially leathal sword.
QC and ST: ????????
Both power up and launch their most powerful magic attacks at Shao Kahn.
Kahn: Oh..... you WANT TO KILL ME?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! DAMN YOU REPTILE!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
ST and QC give each other high-fives and start dancing.
Enter Liu Kang: Hey, guys, I thought you said that if I helped you get in here, you'd give me that Dalmation puppy I always wanted?
Tsung: Oh, man, you're right! I totally forgot! Here!
Kang: Oh, thanks guys!
Exit Kang
Chi: I don't get him, still playing with dogs when he could have a princess.
Tsung: No shit. Hey, let's go get it on with that hot chick Sheeva.
Chi: TOTALLY! You're on!
Meanwhile, Goro is stomping around Hollywood
Goro, to stander-by: Have you seen Johnny Cage?
Random dude #1: Yeah, man! Who hasn't? He's so coo.....
Goro snaps his neck: I only asked for a yes or no.
Goro spots a poster with Cage on it and leaps, going through the wall into a porn shop. After killing everyone in the store, Goro decides to take over the business and forget about Cage for the time being.
However, Johnny Cage is walking down the street, whistling, and walks into none other than the same porn shop Goro now controls.........
to be continued......... (somebody pick up where I left off!)
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Last edited by johnny_cage_win on Fri Oct 18, 2002 7:19 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2002 6:47 pm
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Johnny Cage:Hey sup Goro?Hows it been goin?
Goro:Not too bad,im runnin my own porn shop now,see that poster on the wall?I look at it every night and "get my freak on" with it.
Johnny looks at the poster and dies.
Goro:I knew he'd die if he saw that picture of Sheeva naked,fingering herself.Now what to do with this carkass....
Kahns Palace
ST:Harder!Harder!
QC:Faster! Faster
Sheeva:Deeper!Deeper!
10 minutes later
ST:That was the best 3 some ive ever had,except when me and QC had this inflatable doll.....
Sheeva:Suckers!
Sheeva then rips off there weiners,only to find out they were powerful magic dildos.
Sheeva:Nooooooo!
Sheevas eyes were the popped out by the magical dildos.
ST&QC:Too bad,that was the best i had in a while...........................
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johnny_cage_win
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Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:21 pm
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Meanwhile....
Goro: DAMN! This guy's heavy! Now what to do with....
Goro spots a post office and runs in.
Postal worker: You can't mail a dead body, especially a celebrity!
Goro snaps the guy's neck.
Goro: Any of the rest of you have a problem with this?
Postal workers: Na-na-no sir!
Postal Worker #2: Well, here are the plans we have....
Goro: I no pay! Mail this to Raiden so he can tremble at Goro's power!
Kai: Won't Raiden just resurrect Cage, then?
Goro: You? You work at the post office?
Kai: Yes sir, I do. Now let me take that package and wrap it nicely for you.
Goro: I own a porn shop on west 23rd, stop by anytime you like.
Kai: Sounds cool.
Goro: hehehe sucker. I'll kill him, too.
Kai: What?
Goro: Oh, did I say that out loud? *runs*
Kintaro and Motaro are having a wrestling match. Sub-Zero is officiating.
Sub-Zero: Motaro, I keep telling you, quit teleporing or I'll disqualify you!
Motaro: Then I'll kill you, and that'll be the end of it.
Sub-Zero: *gulp!* Uh, ok.
Kintaro kicks Motaro between the legs.
Sub: ouch! Gotta hurt! Who's the pussy now, Motaro?
Motaro leaps out of the ring at Sub-Zero, unhurt.
Sub: WHA?
Motaro: My nads are not in the front, they are underneath! That didn't even phase me!
Kinataro: So, Sub-Zero, you think it's funny to be hit in the groin? You're just as bad as the actor.... what's his name again....? anyways, we're going to make you feel TRUE pain now!
Sub-Zero: Look! It's Liu Kang, coming to kill the two of you! *points the other way and runs*
Kintaro & Motaro: WHERE! AH!!!! .........*turn around.* Sub-Zero!
They give chase.
Meanwhile, at the hospital.....
Raiden: I wish these doctors would get better and stop sending me dead bodies to revive....
Raiden ressurects Kitana.
Kitana: Fred? Fred? NOOOOO!!! *cries*
raiden: Well, you ould always avenge him by killing Scorpion....
Kitana: You're RIGHT! I'll kill him, even though it's pointless because he has a "get out the the Netherealm free card," which he'll use to come back and kill me.
Raiden: THAT'S the spirit!
Kitana: There's only one man who can make me feel better right now....
Liu Kang: Kitana, Look at my new puppy!!!!
Kitana: LIU! You can't see me like this! (she's wearing her normal outfit)
Raiden and Liu leave. Kitana calls Liu back in.
Liu: Kitana, you should put some clothes on, it's cold in here.
Kitana: I'm trying to seduce you, Liu Kang.....
Liu: HEHEHE, this puppy is soooooo cute and cuddly Weeeeee ha ha!
Kitana frowns and puts her clothes back on: Jack ass.
Liu: No, puppy, he's a puppy.
Kitana stomps out of the room.
Meanwhile, in Japan, Raiden from Metal Gear solid 2 opens a package and gets: What? Johnny Cage? Dead? Damn, they always confuse me with that OTHER Raiden.....
He re-packages the corpse and sends it the GOD Raiden. However, the ship it's on wrecks, and Cage's body, weighed down by the cargo, sinks to the bottom of some harbor.
Meanwhile, at Shao Kahn....er, excuse me... SHANG TSUNG AND QUAN CHI's palace....
Shang: REPTILE!
Reptile: yes, my lord?
Shang: Shine my boots with your tongue.
Reptie: But....
Quan: do it, naive! *hits Reptile with a horsewhip in the back.*
Reptile: OWWWW! *starts licking Shang's boots.*
QC & ST: HAHAHAHAHA
Reptile quietly thinks to himself: I'm going to kill these bastards soon enough, just wait.....
tbc.... (to be continued....)
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Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 9:26 pm
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Meanwhile at Goro's porn shop
Kai:Whoa!check out the digs in this place!
Goro:Are you high er somthin?
Kai:Is it that obvious?
Goro:You look like you had a whacked out night with Robert Downey.
Kai:Shut up,atleast my balls werent crushed by Johnny Cage....
Goro looks furiously at Kai:Look at that awesome poster...
Kai looks at the Sheeva poster
Kai:Cool!Can I have it?
Goro:????Sure I guess.
Kai:Cool!!!!!!
Goro:Come here and let me shake your hand young man.
Kai:Whatever.
Goro then breaks his hand off then eats them
Goro:Mmmmm Finger Lickin good!
Meanwhile at the hospital
Kitana:Liu
Liu:Yes?
Kitana:Do me doggystyle.
Liu:OK
Kitana rips off her clothes
Liu:her ya go
Liu puts the dog on her
Kitana:Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dog takes a big swipe and cuts her boobs off.
Kitana:Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At St and QC's palace
ST:Make us a bath slave
Reptile:Yes Masters
QC:Make it snappy.
Reptile:Sure thing
Reptile fills the jacuzi with acid
ST:Why is it green???
QC:Ya!
Repitle:Just bubbles
ST and QC do cannon balls in the rather large jacuzi
ST:This sure is hot
QC:And your throat sounds dry Rep
Reptile:Cold Sir
20 minutes later
ST&QC in bed
ST:Ya know what i noticed?
QC:What?
ST:We are skeletons!
QC:Wha?????
ST&QC scream and die
Meanwhile.................
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Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 10:13 pm
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At the hospital...
Kitana: RAIDEN!!
Raiden Walks in
Raiden: what?!
Katana: Resurrect my boobs...
Raiden Does so
Lui: aw cute little dawgy, se he cut of her boobs..
Raiden: what the hell...
Katana: he wont do me Raiden
Raiden:  he wont..? *he whispers under his breath* but i will...
He hops onto Kitana...
Mean while at the porn shop
Goro: yumm...
Kai: AAH! my hands!!...so how much for the poster?
Goro: not for sale!!
Kai :*sad look* but I thought-
Goro rips off Kai head
At the Palace
Reptile: hehehehe..NOW I RULE ALL!!
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Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 1:25 pm
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Raiden has a sudden orgasm and they are both shocked to death and exploded,s'bout the end of ressuecting..........
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johnny_cage_win
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Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 7:48 pm
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In the palace...
Reptile: WHEEEE!! I win, I win!!!!!!
Scorpion; You stupid fuck! You killed Quan Chi! He was MINE!
Reptile: *gulp*
Scorpion spears Reptile in the balls.
Reptile: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Scorpion: Now, go find Fujin so he can ressurect Quan chi, and then have him fix your balls.
Reptile: Why not just have him ressurect you?
Scorp; it just doesn't work that way!
Reptile; Why?
Scorp; BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!
Reptile: Oh.
Exit Reptile, enter Sub-Zero, screaming and running.
Sub: HELP ME!
Scorpion: Just because were no longer enemies doesn't mean we're friends.....
Kintaro, Motaro enter.
Sub: AH! *hides behind Scorpion.*
Scorp: You pussies run on home before I have to kill you.....
Sub: Yeah, what he said!
Motaro and Kintaro look at one-another.
Motaro: Uh.... no, I think we'll just kill you, considering there's only one of you...
Sub: Hey!
Kintaro: we don't count you, coward.
Sub-Zero freezes Kintaro: HA!
Kintaro breaks free.
Sub; AH!
Kintaro: You've done that 13 times already, haven't you figured out that it doesn't work?
Sub:...... no.
Motaro: We kill ninja wanna-bes, now....
Scorpion spears Motaro in the back of the neck.
Motaro: OW!!!!
Scorp; You were too busy insulting Sub-Zero to notice me. Sub-Zero, let's take these guys! ......Sub-Zero?
Sub-Zero seems to have vanished.
Scorpions backs up against a wall.....
Scorp: *gulp* Well, I guess I'll fight alone. (hopefully Sub-Zero is sneaking up behid them....)
Meanwhile, under the sea.....
A scuba diver notices a strange package addressed to a Raiden. She takes it to the nearest post office......
Meanwhile, Goro is enjoying some quality time alone in his porn shop, when Sheeva walks in....
Goro: Hey, Wanna get it on?
Sheeva: Uh... ok.... ub tonly if Stryker and Nightwolf get involved, too....
Goro: Hell no.
Stryker shoots Goro in the waist.
Goro: You dick!
Nightwolf: we're here to take back my ancestor's ancestrol porn shop.....
Goro: Uh, oh......
tbc.....
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Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 7:53 pm
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awww poopy, fuzzy tried to register there but, it said "e-mail could not be sent"
err
"falied to send e-mail"
1 of those!
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Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:29 am
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Baraka and Kabal are on their way to Goro's porn shop. Baraka and Mileena have fallen out. Kabal, seeing the mutant take it badly, brings him to the porn shop in the hopes of getting a couple of videos to lift his spirits. That and the fact that Kabal is after a magazine he's been told features Jade and Li Mei getting intimate.
Kabal- Tell me again why you and Mileena broke up?
Baraka- Ever call a woman the wrong name during sex?
Kabal- Plenty of times. So what'd you call her? Mum? Sonya? Raiden?
Baraka- Worse. Well, maybe not as bad as Raiden.
Kabal- What?
Baraka- I called her Kitana. After her sister.
Kabal starts laughing like a loon. Baraka, pissed off, threatens him with one of his blades.
Baraka- I'm being serious. I can't help it that she's got a hotter sister. Did I laugh when that vampire woman Nitara tried to make you her undead slave?
Kabal- Relax, I'm just kidding. Anyway, let's go get us some porn. And yes you did laugh about me and Nitara. I was only saved when she pulled off my mask to bite me. Put her off me for life.
Baraka- Oh yeah, I did laugh. You gotta admit, it was hilarious.
They enter the porn shop to find Goro in an argument with Nightwolf and Stryker about who owns this porn shop. Sheeva is also present.
Baraka- You guys carry on. We're just here for porn.
Kabal- Yeah, don't mind us.
The two ugly guys leave Goro and the others, ignoring the argument. Sheeva comes up to them.
Sheeva- Hi Baraka. Wanna tell me in full the story between you and Mileena?
Baraka- You heard about it!?
Sheeva- Yeah. Everyone in the palace knows. Mileena's in a rage. She's eaten two of Shao Kahn's guards and one of those hooded monk guys. Her mother, Sindel wants your head on a spike and the rest of your body ripped into little pieces. He's really pissed that you've upset his daughter and...
Baraka- Yes I get the point! Kabal, what am I gonna do!?
Kabal- Can't talk. Reading. Oh yes, aw man that's hot!
Sheeva- Don't look like he'll be much help.
Kabal has found the magazine he was looking for, and is going through it, oblivious to what's going on around him. That is until Nightwolf is sent flying towards him by one of Goro's punches, crashing into him.
Kabal- God damnit! You interrupted me! Bastard.
Raiden appears as a brief vision before them. He's a god, he can do that.
Raiden- Don't take my name in vain you half dead little turd!
Kabal- Sorry about that.
Raiden- Thought so. Any more out of you, and I'll finish the job the outworld extermination team started. (notices Kabal's magazine) Hey is that the Li Mei and Jade issue?
Kabal- Yeah, there on that shelf.
Raiden- Thanks. Your forgiven for now.
Raiden picks up a copy before disappearing away again.
Nightwolf- Hey! He just stole from my ancestral porn shop! Hold on, that reminds me...
Nightwolf turns to see Goro battering Stryker about. Stryker got a couple of good hits in before having his baton tossed aside. Nightwolf rushes in to help his friend.
(To be continued. Sorry if I've dragged on a bit.)
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Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 1:22 pm
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(In my last post, I accidentally referred to Sindel as a he. Oops.)
Shao Kahn's throne room. Sindel ressurected Kahn, who is still incredibly pissed off at Shang Tsung and Quan Chi killing him. This anger increased when he learned that Baraka upset his favourite daughter Mileena. He and Sindel are trying to get her to calm down. Jade, Kano and Ermac are also present.
Mileena- That bastard's gonna pay! I'll skin Baraka alive with my teeth! Calling me by my Earthrealm loving bitch of a sister's name!
At this, she throws her sais into a picture of Kitana hanging on the wall.
Sindel- Mileena! That picture was new!
Kahn- Don't start on Mileena! Not her fault.
Sindel- You always take her side on everything. No wonder Kitana hates you.
Kahn- What if I do? Mileena's a good girl. (turns to Mileena) I know what'll cheer us up. Let's kill someone. You and me. It'll be a family thing.
Mileena- OK dad. Who should we murder?
At this, the emperor looks around at Kano, Jade and Ermac. All three are scared shitless.
Kahn- Lets see... I enjoyed Jade's magazine appearance with Li Mei(Jade goes bright red), so she can live, Kano killed that new fighter going around calling himself Kahn, as for Ermac...
Mileena- He's a failure dad. Let's execute him. He failed that assasination attempt on Liu Kang.
Ermac- Please emperor! I'll do anything, I'll...AAAHH!
Ermac is cut off by a really powerful blow by that hammer Kahn had in MK3. Another vicious blow to his legs turns them to a pulp. After this, Mileena removes her mask and swallows a pot of nails, and, performs her UMK3 fatality of spitting them all out at once at Ermac's body, letting him bleed to death slowly.
Jade- Ugh! Yuck! I'll never get used to that. (to Kano) Real little daddy's girl isn't she?
Mileena- I heard that! Die! (she throws her other sai at Jade, narrowly missing her head).
Kano- Go on. Cat fight.
Sindel- Don't encourage her (she gives Kano a dirty look before turning to Kahn) What was that about Jade's magazine appearance? hmm.
Kahn-Uh...it was a DIY article...yeah that's it (changing the subject) Alright. Now Mileena's feeling better, she can take the portal to Earth and make Baraka suffer. Sindel and I need to go and plan my revenge, Jade, Kano, you can clean up what's left of Ermac.
Jade- No way!
Mileena- You wanna end up the same way?
Jade- Uh... cleaning it is. Right Kano?
Kano- Oh yeah.
Mileena gathers her sais and leaves for Earth, in order to get payback on Baraka. The emperor and queen also leave the room to make plans for war against the sorcerors. This leaves Jade and Kano the horrible task of cleaning the red stains that used to be Ermac.
(Will Mileena kill Baraka? Will the two nasty toothed mutants get back together? Will Shao Kahn destroy the allied sorcerors. Damned if I know, but it'll be funny to find out.)
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At the palace...
Raiden: Fujin ressurected me, Scorpion. I hear that you want me to ressurect QUAN CHI AND SHANG TSUNG?
Reptile: *cough*
Raiden: Oh, and re-attatch your nuts, right?
Reptile: Yeah, I wanna have little Raptors one day....
Raiden, ok, ok.... It is done.
Reptile: I'm bigger than before!
Raiden: Oops! I mistook you for a god.
Reptile: Oh.... it shrunk.....
Scorpion: Hurry up and ressurect them you bastard.
Sub-Zero: Yeah. We can't hold off Kintaro and Motaro forever.
Scorpion: Who would've thought that Kung Lao would piss them off like that....
Sub-Zero: It's ok, they won't return until after they kill him....
Quan Chi: Ouch!
Shang Tsung: I thought you liked it up the ass?
QC and ST notice the others and cover themselves up.
Raiden: I always knew you two were --!#$@--!
ST: No, only bi, but that' besides the point.
Raiden: You'd better get out of here..... they just ressurected Shao Kahn.
ST and QC start crying: We just killed him! Why can't the meany just stay dead?!?!?
Raiden teleports them to earth.
Scorpion: DAMN YOU! Now I havve to go after them!
Raiden: What, did you expect me to just let you kill him 3 seconds after I ressurected him?
Scorp: Yeah, d'uh.
Sub-Zero: Uh, Raiden, did you mean to teleport Kintaro and Motaro both in here?
Raiden: Yes. Now is the part where you two run....
Scorp and Sub: Uhhh..... let's go get Quan Chi.... *take off running.*
Meanwhile, at Goro's Porn Shop.....
Goro and Sheeva are going at it, the bodies of Stryker and Nightwolf are on the ground.
Nightwolf, barely alive: muh....my.... ancestrol porn.... shop.......
Stryker shoots him in the head: Shut up.
Stryker gets up and aims at Goro and Sheeva: I'll kill them in one shot!
Suddenly, QC and ST appear in front of Stryker, who shoots Quan Chi.
Stryker: SHIT! *runs from ST
Shang: NO! You can't die, I love you!
QC: You can.... resurect....me..... *dies*
Shang: Oh yeah! First I'll resurect Nightwolf to kill Stryker, and then I'll...
Postal dude: Package for a Mr. Raiden.....
Goro: I'll take it. Hmmmm, this looks just like that package I sent out, earlier.
Shang: A HA! Now to get revenge against you, Goro!
Shang ressurects Cage.
Cage: Ow....
Cage looks at Sheeva, nude, and dies again.
Shang: DAMN IT! *ressurects Cage again.*
Cage: Owwww.....
Shang: KILL GORO!
Cage: Why?
Shang: I saved you!
Cage: .......do you know who you're talking to?
Shang: Oh, right, you don't care about anyone but yourself......
Cage: right, and since Goro killed me....
Johnny Cage shadow kicks Goro through the wall, into the next building.
Cage: I'm satisfied, I think Goro learned his lesson.
Shang: Wait a minute, why did I want want Goro dead? Why did I ressurect you? I think I got confused with all of this shit going on.....
Cage: Man do you have issues, see ya.
Shang: .....wasn't there something I was suppossed to do....?
Shang Tsung leaves, enter Scorpion and Sub-Zero
Scorp: DAMN IT!
Sub-Zero: Who killed him?
Scorpion spears Sub-Zero through the heart: I'm sick of you tagging along.
Sub-Zero dies: Asshole......
Sheeva: Scorpion, you sexy boy....
Scorpion sees her naked: Sheeva!?!?!
Enter Goro.
Goro picks Sheeva up and breaks her in half.
Goro: Worst sex I ever had.....
Scorpion: You idiot! I needed to know who killed Quan Chi!
Goro: Stryker.
Scorpion: Oh, ok, thanks.
Goro: Hey, could you help me clean this place up a little? I've got bits and pieces of Kai, Quan Chi, Nightwolf, Sheeva, and Sub-Zero here.....
Scorpion: .....you forgot about the pieces of Goro.
Goro: eh?
Goro is ripped in half at the Torso. Johnny Cage throws the upper torso against the wall: I changed my mind, I'm sick of getting killed, you four armed moron.
Scorpion: Where did Stryker go?
Cage: Try the police station.
Scorpion: ....and where is that? *silence* Johnny? *he's gone*
Scorpion whips out pen and paper and adds Cage's name to his "to kill" list.
Raiden appearrs: WHOA! What happened here?
Raiden flops down in a chair and starts "reading" one of the store's magazines.
Meanwhile, in the Netherealm...
QC: When the hell is Shang Tsung going to ressurect me?
Shinnok: I've been asking the same about you, Quan Chi.
QC: Oh, I did promise that, didn't I... eh heh...
Shinnok: I don't get it, Scorpion can get out of this place anytime he wants, but me.... I have to have an amulet to do it.....
QC: That's because Midway writes it that way.
Shinnok: Who's this Midway?
QC: I dunno, I just had the inclination to say it..... Say, how about we team up and kill everyone, after Shang ressurects me.
Shinnok: ok, sure, but we'll need to re-r3ecruit Scorpion and Reptile.
QC: Reptile= serves Shao Kahn, Scorpion= serves no one.
Shinnok: Ok, then Tanya will have to do.....
Will Shinnok and Quan Chi rule all? Will Scorpion find Stryker? Will everyone be brought back to life? So many questions, so little time. Tune in tomorrow for out next episode!
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Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2002 7:03 pm
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Goro's porn shop. After all the killing, Baraka and Kabal have miraculously survived the bloodshed.
Baraka- (seeing Sheeva dead) Damn it! I was hoping to fuck her later.
Scorpion- Too bad. From what I hear, everyone else in the Outworld has.
Baraka- Like who?
Scorpion- Shao Kahn, Kintaro, Noob Saibot, Sindel, Quan Chi, Kano, Kitana...
Baraka- Yeah OK! I get the point!
Kabal finally gets up from "reading" his magazine. He has only just noticed the bloodshed.
Kabal- What happened here? (looks to see Goro dead). Hey cool the owner's dead. I'm taking some freebies.
Kabal gets a bag and starts gathering magazines, videos, sex toys etc. He's acting like a kid at Christmas.
Scorpion- He's getting a bit overexcited isn't he?
Baraka- (embarrassed) It was his idea to come here. Tell the truth, I don't think he's been laid in a while.
Scorpion- I can understand that. (he now realises what he's said)... Uhh... not that I'm having that...problem...Uhhh (pretends to look at a watch) Shit is that the time! I better go, people to kill, revenge to obtain, you know...
Baraka- Whatever.
Scorpion then teleports away, possibly to a police station to kill Stryker. Baraka drags Kabal by his life support thingy towards the exit.
Baraka- Come on. We better go.
Kabal- But... all the free porn and...
Baraka- Move you retard!
Baraka threatens Kabal with an arm blade to "persuade him to leave. Raiden looks up from his magazine.
Raiden- Losers. Every one of them. (notices that anyone still in the porn shop is dead) This business is mine now. My very own porn store. The earthrealm can go fuck itself, I'm staying here!
As Baraka and Kabal walk down the street away from the shop, Baraka feels a pair of knives spear his back. He falls to the floor in pain. Mileena approaches him, kicking his body. Kabal backs away, feeling that this is not his problem.
Mileena- Found you Baraka, you fucker! I'm gonna come up with a fatality so violent for you, that even the most disturbed MK fans will find it all too much.
(How will the Baraka/Mileena situation turn out? Will Raiden suceed in the porn business? Who will Scorpion kill next? To be continued...)
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Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2002 10:45 pm
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At the police station
Scorpion:Stryker,you shall die this day!
Strtyker:aww.....What for?
Scorpion:Becase you killed Quan Chi......pff moron
Stryker:Hey how about if we have sex,instead of killing Quan Chi
Scorp:Ok
Stryker strips down
Stryker:arent you going to get naked?
Scorp:Nope,DIE!!!!!
Spears him in his vigina
Stryker:Piece of crap........(dies)
Meanwhile at the porn shop........
Johnny:Haha loser........
Raiden:Thats not a very nice thing to say
Johnny:Shut up you retard
Raiden:Lightning I invoke thee!
Johnny:Stupid,you gave up your powers.
Raiden:Oh right..........
(The other Raiden walks in)
Raiden:I am sick of getting your crummy packages!
Mellina and Baraka
Mellina:Im gonna kill you!
Baraka:I hate you!
Mellina starts crying
Mellina:Aww thats so sweet!
Kiss and makeout in the street,and everyone who sees them dies
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Reptile 1,000,000
TMK Kid Thunder
Joined: 09 Oct 2002
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Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2002 6:03 am
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At Goro's Porn shop, Goro gets back up, because you can't take circus freaks to hell...
Rayden: ...No less than 2!
Goro: No more than 1!
Rayden: I want that, give it now, thats my favorite issue! It gets my thunder going, and I can share with the elder gods.
Goro: NO!
Rayden: YES!
Goro: No way!!! ( attempts to stomp on Rayden, but stomps on issue 361)
Goro:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until Next time...
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awwww,I love soap operas! 
Even though thats not one! 
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