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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:12 am
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| Riyakou wrote: | | Sethiroph wrote: | | the-original-razer wrote: | | Sethiroph wrote: | | If he's a kouch potato, then how the hell did he get the strength and energy to whoop our asses at the end of UMK3? Plus, has anyone seen a kouch in the MK universe? |
If by kouch you mean unkomfortable spiky kontraption then yes lol
I wonder what Kahn's secret is?
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He probably has a daily workout, what with Reiko trying to steal his helmet, he beats the shit out of him each day. |
I still think Reiko's crazy-fucking in love with Shao Kahn.
I also think that's why Kahn's always sitting down, 'cause at the moment the opportunity arises, Reiko will try to live out his dream.
(And to be perfectly honest, Reiko's dick is HUGE. Beware Shao Kahn, beware.) |
Wan't it already established somewhere here that Khan himself has a pretty big package? He kould probably knock Reiko's head off with that thing.
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Last thing you need is to see those two guys going at each other with their massive mallets.
That's enough to put anybody off MK, and indeed, their lunch.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:59 am
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| deathrider wrote: | | Sethiroph wrote: | | If he's a kouch potato, then how the hell did he get the strength and energy to whoop our asses at the end of UMK3? Plus, has anyone seen a kouch in the MK universe? |
Ok, maybe more a throne potato than an actual couch potato, lol. I reckon he keeps his streght up be doing butt-clenches while sitting on that chair watching others fight. That way, he's multi-tasking. |
So we've established so far that apart from relentless butt-klenches whilst avoiding Reiko's kock thats how Shao Kahn stays in shape..........................................kome on guys he obviously has just been holding in an ageless old fart! Theres nothing more embarrassing than hearing the Emperor of Outworld let rip. You ever see what happens when the beat the fart out of him? He fuckin explodes!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:15 am
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| Sethiroph wrote: | | Riyakou wrote: | | Sethiroph wrote: | | the-original-razer wrote: | | Sethiroph wrote: | | If he's a kouch potato, then how the hell did he get the strength and energy to whoop our asses at the end of UMK3? Plus, has anyone seen a kouch in the MK universe? |
If by kouch you mean unkomfortable spiky kontraption then yes lol
I wonder what Kahn's secret is?
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He probably has a daily workout, what with Reiko trying to steal his helmet, he beats the shit out of him each day. |
I still think Reiko's crazy-fucking in love with Shao Kahn.
I also think that's why Kahn's always sitting down, 'cause at the moment the opportunity arises, Reiko will try to live out his dream.
(And to be perfectly honest, Reiko's dick is HUGE. Beware Shao Kahn, beware.) |
Wan't it already established somewhere here that Khan himself has a pretty big package? He kould probably knock Reiko's head off with that thing. |
Ha, most likely.
That's the most Shao Kahn will while sitting down, anyway. Knockin'.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:24 pm
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| the-original-razer wrote: | | deathrider wrote: | | Sethiroph wrote: | | If he's a kouch potato, then how the hell did he get the strength and energy to whoop our asses at the end of UMK3? Plus, has anyone seen a kouch in the MK universe? |
Ok, maybe more a throne potato than an actual couch potato, lol. I reckon he keeps his streght up be doing butt-clenches while sitting on that chair watching others fight. That way, he's multi-tasking. |
So we've established so far that apart from relentless butt-klenches whilst avoiding Reiko's kock thats how Shao Kahn stays in shape..........................................kome on guys he obviously has just been holding in an ageless old fart! Theres nothing more embarrassing than hearing the Emperor of Outworld let rip. You ever see what happens when the beat the fart out of him? He fuckin explodes!
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Holding one in while doing butt clenches? Now that truely is skillfull.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:14 pm
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| deathrider wrote: | | the-original-razer wrote: | | deathrider wrote: | | Sethiroph wrote: | | If he's a kouch potato, then how the hell did he get the strength and energy to whoop our asses at the end of UMK3? Plus, has anyone seen a kouch in the MK universe? |
Ok, maybe more a throne potato than an actual couch potato, lol. I reckon he keeps his streght up be doing butt-clenches while sitting on that chair watching others fight. That way, he's multi-tasking. |
So we've established so far that apart from relentless butt-klenches whilst avoiding Reiko's kock thats how Shao Kahn stays in shape..........................................kome on guys he obviously has just been holding in an ageless old fart! Theres nothing more embarrassing than hearing the Emperor of Outworld let rip. You ever see what happens when the beat the fart out of him? He fuckin explodes!
All the best,
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Holding one in while doing butt clenches? Now that truely is skillfull. |
Yeah man you ever see him throw that kick? If you listen klosely you kan hear a little *mmmpphhh* lol
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:20 pm
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Yeah man you ever see him throw that kick? If you listen klosely you kan hear a little *mmmpphhh* lol
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That and the way he kicks. He doesn't stretch his leg out too far, he would let it out if he tries to kick any farther.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:56 am
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Yeah man you ever see him throw that kick? If you listen klosely you kan hear a little *mmmpphhh* lol
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That and the way he kicks. He doesn't stretch his leg out too far, he would let it out if he tries to kick any farther. |
The weird thing is that he doesn't need to stretch his leg very far, not that he could if he wanted.
His legs are always bent, a curse from sitting down all day.
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Kome to think of it. You ever seen anybody point their finger or laugh as much as Kahn does?
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My sister, but I don't think she counts.
Anyhoo, what does that have to do with him sitting down all day, getting his knees bent?
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| Riyakou wrote: | My sister, but I don't think she counts.
Anyhoo, what does that have to do with him sitting down all day, getting his knees bent? |
The finger is probably to egg people on to "Pull it," while the laughing is for all the SBDs he's let out. Just a guess.
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That had to be it, huh?
Shao Kahn would do something like that, and then laugh about it. "Hahaha! I farted and it went in your mouth! You suck!"
Yeah, something like that.
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| Riyakou wrote: | That had to be it, huh?
Shao Kahn would do something like that, and then laugh about it. "Hahaha! I farted and it went in your mouth! You suck!"
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LMAO that was funny man.
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Awesome.
I don't do a lot of funnies. Guess this one was a win.
But hey, Shao Kahn's an easy target.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:00 am
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| Riyakou wrote: | Awesome.
I don't do a lot of funnies. Guess this one was a win.
But hey, Shao Kahn's an easy target. |
Of kourse he's and easy target, we made a thread revolving around him. Well, I guess that kould be said about the other kharacters, but this one is on him. So, there!
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