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Outbreak
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 9:34 am
Post subject: DBZ version of The Weakest Link,enjoy laughing your ass off! |
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For some bizare and no good reason, the Z fighters have come to play the weakest link. After entering the BBC studios, they sit and chat before being called to their places. The evil bitch woman Anne Robinson then walks out.
BBC TECHNICIAN GUY: We had to add a "beeper" to this game as some of the contestants got... a bit out of hand...
ANNE: Hello! And welcome to the weakest link. This game show is where...
KRILLIN: Hey Miss! You've spelt my name wrong - I'm Krillin not Krynilion...
ANNE: Shut it Krynilion - your name is what it is - now lets start the game!
GOKU: Um... excuse me Miss... why are we here?
ANNE: Because you are now play the mother BEEPING game or I'll cut off your head and BEEP down your throat.
*The contestants cringe whilst the crowd start to clap and yell*
VEGETA: Wow shes more of a bitch than Bulma.
BULMA: Shut your BEEPING mouth!
ANNE: Stop BEEPING swearing or there be no BEEPING content in the BEEPING show!
*Everyone is silent*
ANNE: Right - now we'll start with the contestant who's name comes first - er... 18...
*The lights buzz and the game starts*
ANNE: How many Dragon Balls does it take to summon the dragon.
18: 7
ANNE: Correct - Bulma, what is more reactive - copper or zinc?
BULMA: Zinc!
ANNE: Correct, Gohan! What is the name of the creator of the Androids?
GOHAN: Dr Gero!
ANNE: Correct- Goku - what is Pi to 9 decimal places?
GOKU: 3.141592654
*The others stare at him in disbelife*
ANNE: Correct! Krynilion - What is the area of a circle when the radius is 5?
KRILLIN: What? How am I suposed to work that out in my head!
ANNE: Wrong!
GOKU: Oh get with it Krynilion - it's 78.53981634!
*The contestants stare at Goku again*
ANNE: Piccolo - in Mythology - who is the Greek Godess of the Moon?
PICCOLO: Why the BEEP would I need to know that!
ANNE: That is the inncorrect awnser!
18: This is getting boring now...
KRILLIN: Hey - Goku's got a calculator!
ANNE: Shut up you short ass freak! Trunks - how many days to two decimal places has a year?
TRUNKS: 365.25
ANNE: Correct! Vegeta...
VEGETA: Bank!
ANNE: ...what is the name of the legendry dragon?
VEGETA: Dragonite!
ANNE: Wrong! 18...
VEGETA: Don't you tell me I'm BEEPING wrong!
BULMA: You're not his BEEPING wife you know!
PICCOLO: Hey - Goku HAS got a calculator!
18: Thats cheating *blows up the calculator*
GOKU: Hey Bitch - do you know how much that cost me!?
KRILLIN: Hey don't talk to my wife like that!
GOKU: Oh she wanted me to talk to her like that last night!
*Crowd start to cheer*
ANNE: This is not Jerry Springer!
KRILLIN: *ignoring Anne* What the BEEP were you doing with my BEEPING wife BEEPhole!
GOHAN: Don't talk to my father like that Krynilion!
KRILLIN: Shut your mother BEEPING mouth you retard!
GOKU: You're the only BEEPING retard around here.
18: Will you two shut up - it's my turn.
GOKU: And it was your turn last night as well!
VEGETA: Shut up you fools - theres money at stake!
ANNE: I suppose this round is over - it's time to dump the dummy, to...
KRILLIN: Reject the retard!
GOHAN: You shouldn't talk that way about yourself!
ANNE: Just vote for the BEEPING weakest link.
VOICE: Statistically...
VEGETA: SHUT UP YOU MOTHER BEEPING WANKER!
GOHAN: IS he aloud to say that?
GOKU: I dunno - they might beep it out of the UK version...
ANNE: Voting over - its time to vote off the weakest link...
18: Goku
BULMA: Krynilion
GOHAN: Krynilion
GOKU: Krynilion
KRILLIN: GoKu
PICCOLO: Krynilion
TRUNKS: Kryniion
VEGETA: Goku
ANNE: Right - Vegeta - why did you vote for Goku?
VEGETA: The sooner Kakarot is off the better!
ANNE: Okay.. Goku... why did you vote for Krynilion?
GOKU: Because hes an BEEPhole who can't take the fact that his wife is a little whore...
KRRILLIN: Shut the BEEP up!
GOKU: ... just like his mama!
KRILLIN: You did not say that.
ANNE: Well Krynilion - with 5 votes - you are the weakest link! Goodbye!
KRILLIN: I'll show you who's the BEEPING weakest BEEPING BEEP BEEPING LINK! Destructo Disks!
*Krillin fires the beams at Anne which cut her in half*
VEGETA: Oh now look what you've BEEPING done! Don't lose your temper because your wife's a slut!
KRILLIN: Thats rich comeing from the guy who's wife pulls her knickers off for old guys for a laugh!
VEGETA: What.. how dare you? *glares at Bulma* I told you to stay away from that old pervert!
BULMA: I'm sorry - I just can't help it - Roshi's so sexy!
18: Yeah hes like so hot!
*Bulma and 18 start to giggle whilst Vegeta gets even more pissed*
*Krillin has his fingers up Goku's nose and Goku is sticking a wet finger is Krillins ear*
PICCOLO: This has got out of hand a little...
GOHAN: Ya think?
TRUNKS: Why the hell did I come to the past to play this crappy show.
GOKU: *Stil fighting with Krillin* I rode your wife like a little horse!
KRILLIN: *pokes Goku in the eye* at least my wife isn't a MAN!
TECHINICAN GUY: Roll credits - roll credits!
*Credits roll and the contestants are shown doign their little "after game speach"*
18: I am not a whore! I just love Roshi - and er... Goku fell on me last night!
BULMA: I found the game quite fun really - oh Roshi-sama! I hope you were watching!
GOHAN: It's all the evil bitch womans fault... and Krillins.
GOKU: I was not using a calculator - and Krynillion is a jerk!
KRILLIN: *with a black eye* I think that bitch diserved to die - and so does Goku - no one screws my wife but me... and ocassionly Roshi...
PICCOLO: I could have been meditating but NOOO I have to go to do the weakest link!
TRUNKS: I'm going back to *my* time line now - where this dumb-ass show hasn't been heard of!
VEGETA: Stupid humans and their stupid questions. Metal note - blow up Roshi
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