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JK of MK
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2003 11:28 am
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First of the purpose of this post is pure humour. If anyone feels that the post is too political, or mentioning of Osama is provoking bad memories, I apologise (except Osama).
Anyway, here’s some nice info on Osama I made... I mean, I got from the CIA thanks to a friend. Hope u enjoy it.
+++Data File+++
Subject: Osama Bin Laden
Index: XXXXXX
Our surveillance on subject revealed that he has been turning “blockbuster” movies into foul mockeries for propaganda purposes. Such contrabands have been confiscated before distribution.
See images;
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/World_Trade_Center/Bomb_Raider_Bin_Laden.jpg
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/World_Trade_Center/Home_Alone_2.jpg
This action on part of subject requires that he must reveal himself and our satellites successfully tracked down subject.
See images;
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/World_Trade_Center/BinLaden_Hideout.jpg
The US military began to respond and mobilised into the region. However, the military began suffering a reduced budget, and commanders have reportedly relied on unorthodox means of obtaining sufficient funding.
See images;
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/World_Trade_Center/War_Tank.jpg
However, morale of such “sponsored” units dropped significantly, with many soldiers going "WTF!?!", and would result in much greater casualties during the actual assault. Instead we deployed our new Tomahawk missiles.
See images;
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/World_Trade_Center/Raytheon.jpg
The Tomahawk missile fired reportedly made a “direct hit” on subject.
See images;
http://www.anvari.org/db/fun/World_Trade_Center/Bin_Laden.jpg
(^ Note background)
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JK of MK
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 12:04 am
Post subject: Osama with the skycraper up his @$$? |
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That was Neat! 
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Total-MK
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 3:52 am
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Dont post that porno shit on here agian
Regards,
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2003 1:56 am
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i hope you realise this is purely a joke
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