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MKDragon
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Joined: 09 Jan 2004
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:31 am
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This is one of my most current fanfics I've ever written. I'm currently working on its sequel. Someone from www.earthrealm.com thought it was pretty funny. I think it's pretty funny too. I found something on Fanfiction.net, that was kinda funny, and decided to do a much better version of what I've read, lol. Compared to the other ones I've written, this one's short and about 8 pages long.
What it's basically about is, an ordinary MK fan like you and me, goes into this chatroom called "#TMK" and she sees the people with the different MK warrior names, all the villains in MK Trilogy (haven't played the newer MK's but will eventually) and what the "fan" thinks is goin on is this bizarre RPG, and everyone is totally into their characters. It's actually the real warriors waiting for Shao Kahn to get an important chat meeting started. There, now go read and enjoy!
EDIT: important note to Total-MK: So this is what it is about? Really, you don't need to advertise your chatroom through my fanfic. This chatroom's not related at all to the MK5.org chatroom, so leave my fanfics alone, okay? It's a totally different chatroom according to this two part series. Hey, I don't mean to bring you bad memories. Just don't think that it's related to MK5.org's 'cause it's not. Not really...
**Added by Total-MK, sorry bottom line is its still indirectly advertising an MK chatroom. Advertising isnt allowed on this forum, and chaging the channel name doesnt effect your fan fiction.**
MKDragon has entered #TMK
Sub-Zero has entered #TMK
MKDragon: Hey, Sub-Zero’s too cool, literally. 
Scorpion has entered #TMK
Sub-Zero: I HATE ice jokes…
MKDragon: 0_o eh?
Scorpion: Ignore him MKDragon, he’s only a fool that I plan to search and DESTROY!
MKDragon: O…k… lol
Sub-Zero: You will never find me, my unworthy foe
Sindel has entered #TMK
Sindel: Where is JADE? She’s supposed to be here by now!
Sindel: I’m losing my patience.
MKDragon: So… A/S/L everyone?
Scorpion: I will find you Sub-Zero, I WILL! I will give you a serious meltdown
Sindel: WHAT?! What does A/S/L mean?
Sub-Zero: You don’t scare me fool…
MKDragon: ASL = Age/sex/location
MKDragon: I’m 19, soon to be 20/F/Maryland USA. How about you Sindel?
Sindel: Immortal/F/Outworld… You’re not from Outworld are you MKDragon?
MKDragon: lol, no
Scorpion: I’ll KILL YOU and show your corpse to all my friends in Hell!
Shang Suntg has entered #TMK
Reptile has entered #TMK
Sindel: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, shut up!! MKDragon, SHE is not from Outworld…
MKDragon: Is this some kind of RPG thing?
Shang Suntg: Who are you MKDragon?
Reptile: ???
MKDragon: *is confused as Reptile* Is this chat an RPG? If it is I didn’t know…
Sindel: JADE, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Liu Kang has entered #TMK
Liu Kang: Just in time for the party…
Sub-Zero: YOU! Not you too Liu Kang.
Scorpion: What’s the matter Sub-Zero? Too much competition?
Sub-Zero: SHUT UP!
Shang Suntg: Sindel, who is MKDragon?
Sindel: She’s not from Outworld Shang Suntg.
MKDragon: This must be a pretty good RPG place as it is, but I’ve come unprepared! Agh!
Sindel: WHAT DOES RPG MEAN?
MKDragon: LOL, seriously, you don’t know?
Shang Suntg: None of us know what you are talking about.
MKDragon: RPG = Role Playing Game
Shang Suntg: We’re not playing games MKDragon.
Sindel: When is JADE going to come? I must talk with her now!
Shang Suntg: Patience Sindel, PATIENCE. She’ll be here.
Cyrax has entered #TMK
Cyrax: Scanning chatroom…
MKDragon: Alright, I’m confused again.
Cyrax: All identified, but one. MKDragon
MKDragon: *waves* hi Cyrax.
Shang Suntg: Shao Kahn will love this.
Ermac has entered #TMK
Liu Kang: MKDragon, I suggest you leave before Shao Kahn comes. Whoever you are.
Cyrax: Liu Kang! Enemy!
Sub-Zero: No kidding Cyrax.
Liu Kang: I didn’t come alone. My friends shall be here soon.
Shang Suntg: Liu Kang, my friend. Let MKDragon stay. He is the guest of honor!
MKDragon: *she* I’m not a guy Shang Suntg.
Shang Suntg: Alright, SHE is the guest of honor.
MKDragon: Liu Kang, the only sane person? Is this good or bad?
Liu Kang has been kicked from #TMK by Cyrax. **You are the enemy!**
MKDragon: Cyrax, that wasn’t very nice…
Jade has entered #TMK
Raiden has entered #TMK
Raiden was kicked from #TMK by Cyrax. **You are the enemy!**
MKDragon: pssh, that’s just not cool.
Sindel: Finally you CAME Jade. We’ll talk in private.
Jade: *nods*
MKDragon: Well, this is interesting… my gut tells me that I should stay for a while, for the hell of it.
Shang Suntg: Yes, very good! You will be surprised of the outcome MKDragon.
MKDragon: k
Ermac: Hello everyone…
Reptile: you’ve come Ermac. Is Rain coming too?
Raiden has entered #TMK
Liu Kang has entered #TMK
Liu Kang: Stop kicking us off!
Liu Kang was banned from #TMK by Cyrax **You are the enemy!**
Raiden was kicked from #TMK by Cyrax **You are the enemy!**
Ermac: MKDragon? Have we met? *is suspicious*
MKDragon: No, sorry we haven’t. ASL?
Scorpion: Ermac, MKDragon’s not one of us…
Ermac: …Really? Interesting…
MKDragon: Heh, spooky in here isn’t it?
Shang Suntg: What do you mean?
SHEEVA has entered #TMK
SHEEVA: Shao Kahn will be here in an hour.
Kintaro has entered #TMK
Cyrax: Welcome Kintaro and Sheeva!
Mileena has entered #TMK
Noob Saibot has entered #TMK
Mileena: Is everyone in here?
Jade: Not yet.
Sindel: We’re back. Is MKDragon still with us?
Cyrax: Yes.
MKDragon: Hi… 0_o
Noob Saibot: Well hello stranger. I haven’t seen you here before…
Reptile: She’s not from Outworld
MKDragon: My how news spreads out fast.
Noob Saibot: Ha ha! Really? Where is she from?
Sindel: I believe she said the USA…
Shang Suntg: She’s from the Earth Realm.
MKDragon: 0_o
Ermac: Very interesting!!!
Mileena: Indeed.
Rain has entered #TMK
Ermac: We’ve never had an Earth worlder in this chatroom before!
Reptile: MKDragon, how did you find this place?
Noob Saibot: Yes, do tell us mortal.
Rain: What’s going on?!
Raiden has entered #TMK
Smoke has entered #TMK
Raiden has been banned from #TMK by Cyrax. **You are the enemy!**
MKDragon: Um… Google? I don’t know, I just surfed in! lol
Shang Suntg: Well this is certainly a first! It’s very encouraging for everyone.
Sindel: What do you mean sorcerer?
Mileena: This chat could be used in recruiting new warriors for our army, following the next Tournament.
MKDragon: double 0_o
Smoke: Scanning user list…
SHEEVA: 55 minutes until the Emperor’s arrival!
GORO has entered #TMK
Smoke: 12048395 493 32048
*MKDragon shuffles her feet together…
Sektor has entered #TMK
GORO: Everyone had better be here before our master comes, or else heads will roll!!!
Jade: I see you’ve been working on your typing skills Goro.
Cyrax: 452011048 765 053257
Sektor: 103743 684 5302754
GORO: Yes, thanks for noticing! Master Shao Kahn showed me how to type better with my big fingers!
MKDragon: Sektor, Cyrax, Smoke, what are you doing? Don’t flood!
Shang Suntg: It’s the cyborgs’ codes in checking in with each other.
MKDragon: oh….ok then…
Sonya has entered #TMK
Jax has entered #TMK
Sonya has been banned from #TMK by Smoke. **You are the enemy!**
Jax has been banned from #TMK by Smoke. **You are the enemy!**
Motaro has entered #TMK
Motaro: 47 minutes until Shao Kahn arrives!
MKDragon: Hopefully my confusion will be sorted out by then.
Ermac: lol why are you confused MKDragon?
MKDragon: if this isn’t an RPG… I don’t know what then.
Jade: Mileena, how have you been?
Rain: We use this chatroom for private meetings with Shao Kahn about the upcoming events in tournaments to come. Does that solve your problem?
Mileena: All is well with me. And yourself?
MKDragon: Rain: no. lol
Kitana has entered #TMK
Kitana: Hello…
Jade: I’ve been fine Mileena. Thanks for asking.
Mileena: Well, if it isn’t my twin sister…who murdered me once.
Kitana: What is happening?
MKDragon: Um, Shao Kahn hasn’t arrived yet, that’s all I know :-S and I’m new here… and am confused…
Shang Suntg: Have you come back to join us Kitana? Your father does miss you…
Kitana: Unfortunately, no.
Kitana has been banned from #TMK by Sektor. **Traitor!**
Kintaro: 45 minutes!
Sindel: Kitana will never be one of us.
In a PM:
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!
MKDragon: lol, hey… you sure have that line down
Scorpion: Since you and I were the first ones to arrive, other than my nemesis Sub-Zero, I ask you to join me in the assassination of him!
MKDragon: 0_o Uh… no thanks…
Scorpion: … YOU ARE WITH SUB-ZERO TO ASSASSINATE ME!!!
MKDragon: No, I’m not. I’m not assisting in assassinating anyone.
Scorpion: Then what good are you if you’re joining our army?
MKDragon: … I’ll have to admit, you do a very good impression of Scorpion.
Scorpion: What are you talking about?!
MKDragon: *sighs* Nevermind. I’m going back to the public so Shao Kahn can straighten things out, since he’s the one in charge.
Public:
Shang Suntg: You are too quiet MKDragon.
MKDragon: Scorpion here wanted to PM me, so that’s why I wasn’t over here.
Sub-Zero: Hoping not to take up alliances I hope! Or I’ll kill you.
Scorpion: She’s a fool. She’s not planning to assassinate anyone.
Sub-Zero: Then what good is she?
Scorpion: That’s what I asked!
Ermac: Maybe she’s just nervous. MKDragon, would you like me to train you?
MKDragon: Uh…. I don’t know lol *wishes Kahn would hurry up and get here!*
Noob Saibot: Rain, stop being so hard on yourself, you’ve done good as a warrior.
Reptile: Maybe a little training will do MKDragon some good. Shang Suntg has taught me some good fighting skills…before I betrayed him. Heh heh.
Rain: Just ask the Emperor! I’ve been messing up in the past battles!
Kintaro: Kahn is never easy on newcomers. That is what’s so great about him.
Shang Suntg: Don’t make me hurt you Reptile. Remind me of that again and I’ll be sure to take your soul!
Ermac: MKDragon: I can teach you telekinesis!
Kintaro: Shao Kahn treats everyone as equals!
Kabal has entered #TMK
Reptile: You cannot defeat me Shang. No one can! I’m too fast for my opponentsss!
Sektor: 30 minutes until Master Shao Kahn arrives!
Kabal: HEY! What’s going on folks?
Sindel: You know what? I’m surprised Stryker and Night Wolf didn’t try to come in here!
Night Wolf has entered #TMK
Night Wolf has been banned from #TMK by Cyrax. **You are the enemy!**
Kano has entered #TMK
Jade: Not much is happening right now Kabal…
Sindel: I spoke too soon…
Shang Suntg: You spoke too soon Queen Sindel…
Rain: MKDragon, is telekinesis an ability you want to have? Any fool can do that! It takes real talent to control lightning and thunder. Perhaps even real storms!
Ermac: Rain, telekinesis is not easy at all. It may take weeks to months, even years to learn.
Noob Saibot: This is funny, watching the two of you bicker over the newcomer…
GORO: It is up to MKDragon to choose her teacher!
Sub-Zero: I had a student, and she has learned well. If I taught once, I could do it again!
Motaro: 25 minutes!!
Scorpion: Fire is better. You still haven’t gotten rid of me, you know why Sub-Zero?! I melt all your ice and your powers are no match for Hell.
*MKDragon feels so loved.
Kano: Scorpion, still at it again with the icy bastard? You will never get your way with him, I tell you that!
Sub-Zero: Ah, but you’d have to be quick enough before your whole body freezes entirely. So Ice wins over fire again my archenemy.
Reptile: Noob Saibot, you are so right. This is hilarious!
MKDragon: Hey, I’m a comedian myself you know!
Rain: *moans* Oh no, a Johnny Cage clone!
SHEEVA: 19 minutes!
MKDragon: I’m not at all like that! I’m not all brawn. I just like humor, is that wrong?
Shang Suntg: Not at all MKDragon.
Kano: MKDragon, hey doesn’t that mean the Mortal Kombat Dragon ya see everywhere at Outworld?
Shang Suntg: I never doubted myself!
MKDragon: Kano’s a genius. Lol.
Ermac: I thought there was something suspicious about that. I just couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
MKDragon: I drew the dragon once, lost the original copy, but I still have the photo taken of it.
Noob Saibot: Kano, didn’t you owe me something?
Rain: Not only a new warrior, but an artist as well!
Reptile: Impressive…
Kano: What the hell are you talkin’ about Noobie? HA HA! Get it? Noobie = Newbie?
Jade: Kano, put the lame jokes aside please.
Sindel: Yes, you’re embarrassing us.
Noob Saibot: Oh yes, NOW I remember: your pathetic life.
MKDragon: wow, a lot of conflict in here eh?
Motaro: 15 minutes!
Kano: You’re just a shadow for me to walk over on Noobie.
Mileena: MKDragon, I hope your confusions will vanish when Kahn comes…
MKDragon: Why thanks Mileena! So do I…
Noob Saibot: You’ll be sorry you said that.
Kabal: Hey hey! Someone talk to me!
Rain: Kano, shut up with those LAME JOKES! Thank you.
MKDragon: I guess I could chat with you Kabal.
Kabal: Hey GREAT! How are you MKDragon….uh, don’t really know you but hi!
Kano: Hey Rainman, cool it! I can do whatever I damn please.
MKDragon: lol Kabal… Well, I’m good, and you Kabal?
Jade: Kabal is insane!
Rain: Want to make something of it, you red eyed jackass?!
GORO: EVERYONE CALM DOWN
Kabal: Ignore Jade, she’s insane, with her stick!
MKDragon: Good grief @ all of you
Kano: Red eyed jackass you call me?! I guess your next on my list to murder in a dark corner.
Sindel: Kano, shut up.
Motaro: What a bunch of idiots…
SHEEVA: Indeed
MKDragon: …Kabal, you still with me?
Kabal: yeah yeah! So you’re the newcomer?
MKDragon: lol, that’s what they call me 0_o
Reptile: I cannot wait for a new challenge!
Sektor: 13 minutes until Shao Kahn arrives.
MKDragon: Yupee…
Kabal: Well, MKDragon, have you bashed any good heads lately?
MKDragon: What? Lol I dunno… lol
Noob Saibot: Kabal, just be an observer. Stop distracting MKDragon!
Kabal: k
*Kabal starts crying!
MKDragon: Aw c’mon people! He’s not so bad *pats Kabal on his back* There there, don’t cry.
Mileena: She’s as kind as my sister! How can she EVER be one of us?
Ermac: I’m kind too dammit! Shut your mouth Mileena.
Ermac: So sorry I was away, I had to take care of a little…pest problem.
Rain: Was somebody at your house?!
Ermac: No, it was only a stupid rat, not knowing to never mess with Ermac!
Kano: hey Ermie, ya could deliver the dead rat to me. I LOVE rat stew!
MKDragon: Ewwww!
Jade: Double ewww!
Sindel: What?! Rats are delicious!
GORO: YES THEY ARE!
Motaro: Stop the rat talk, you’re making me hungry!!
Ermac: Well, if anyone drops by my place, I’d gladly give the measly corpse to anyone!
GORO: I’m there!!!
Kano: Not if I get there first!
GORO: Strength before comedy Mr. Kano…
Smoke: 8 minutes…
MKDragon: Confusing, but entertaining this place is.
Shang Suntg: I’m glad you’re enjoying it MKDragon, soon the Emperor will come, and WILL HE BE PLEASED!
Kano: hey psycho, cut the crap.
Shang Suntg: I forgive you for that rude comment Kano. Next time I’ll be sure to turn you into a rat for Goro to have 2 rats to eat after this chat.
Kano: What?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shang Suntg: Ha ha, that’s what I thought.
GORO: Aww, turn Kano into a rat anyway Shang Suntg!
Shang Suntg: Oh alright, after this chat though.
Kano: NO!
GORO: YES!
Kano: NO NO NO!
MKDragon: ? ROFL
Sindel: I think everyone’s happy to know about Kano’s future.
Rain: Ha ha!!! Kano’s going to be a rat!
Shang Suntg: After this chat
MKDragon: What is this? Dr. Suess?! LMAO
Cryax: 5 minutes until Kahn comes!
Jade: ?
Reptile: ???
Sektor: ????????????????????????????????????
Cyrax: Unable to comply what ‘DR SUESS’ means.
Smoke: Unable to comply what ‘DR SUESS’ means.
Noob Saibot: hey, that rat idea shut Kano up! FINALLY, he’s so annoying…
Ermac: Indeed, and those lame nicknames he has for all of us…
Rain: MKDragon’s jokes are just as confusing as Kano’s, but at least he knows how to shut up.
Sindel: Rain: Correction, MKDragon is a SHE.
MKDragon: Don’t worry about it. I get that all the time, it’s funny.
Rain: ? Ooooooook
Noob Saibot: hey, me too MKDragon, in other chatrooms…
SHEEVA: 2 minutes!!!!
MKDragon: …
Reptile: You go into other chatrooms Saibot?
Noob Saibot: Yeah, computers are fun sometimes.
Ermac: You like torturing mortals don’t you Noob?
Noob Saibot: Yeah… lol
GORO: Ha ha, if only I had a computer of my own, I’d do just that.
Shang Suntg: But you have to ask Shao Kahn first.
GORO: YES. And I deserve one!
Motaro: Mortals are toys to us, lol
SHEEVA: rofl
MKDragon: Again 0_o
Reptile: I’d rather eat the random mortals than torture them. MKDragon: you don’t have to worry about that, yet.
MKDragon: Okay, Reptile, what you just said just freaked me out… lol
Reptile: Really? Good.
Kano: Ignore that lizard MKDragon. He tried to scare me like that too once.
Ermac: OH GOD I can’t wait for Kano to be rat.
Jade: ha ha, as they say “you are what you eat”
Kano: You’ll have to catch me, after this chat, I’m gone. I’m leaving.
Shang Suntg: Where would you go to Kano?
SHAO KAHN has entered #TMK
GORO: doesn’t matter, I’ll find him! I’ll hunt you down myself Kano, you little worm!
Smoke: Welcome Emperor Kahn!
MKDragon: FINALLY
SHAO KAHN: HELLO you fools.
GORO: Master Kahn? Can I have my own computer?
Jade: GORO, MAKE REQUESTS LATER!
SHAO KAHN: Jade is right. Goro, WAIT YOUR TURN!
SHAO KAHN: Now, MKDragon looks new to me, I’ve seen the others here way too many times before.
Sindel: She wants to join us.
Shang Suntg: She is from the Earth Realm my lord.
SHAO KAHN: IS SHE? SHE?! New female warrior, wow, more company for you Mileena and Jade! Congratulations.
MKDragon: What is this chat about Kahn?
SHAO KAHN: Don’t you know?! Haven’t you figured it out by now? We gather here for our Outworld meetings, talking about the tournaments to come!
SHAO KAHN: MKDragon: We will send someone for you. Shang Suntg will go get you and bring you here to Outworld.
GORO: But Shang Suntg was going to bring me two tasty RATS tomorrow.
SHAO KAHN: *shakes his head in disbelief* Goro, you have lots of rats to feast on here in Outworld you nincompoop.
MKDragon: Okay, that’s all I needed to know. I’m outta here.
Reptile: Wait, you’re not allowed to leave yet!
SHAO KAHN: THE MEETING HAS JUST STARTED!
MKDragon: I don’t think I’d want to stay… I had enough. Bye
MKDragon has quit #TMK
SHAO KAHN: NO!!!!
Reptile: Now she’s in for it.
SHAO KAHN: SHANG SUNTG! GO BRING HER TO ME NOW!!! I want to have a talk with her.
Jade: Not good for first impressions.
Ermac: We know.
Shang Suntg has quit #TMK
SHAO KAHN: Don’t anybody else leave. We will start the meeting, AFTER I have a word with MKDragon.
SHAO KAHN is away*
Mileena: That’s just great.
Sub-Zero: I HATE WAITING!!!!
Scorpion: So, you’ve decided to join us?
Sub-Zero: I was here, I just wasn’t going to say much, you annoying specter.
Sub-Zero: I only wanted to know what Kahn had to say!!!
Kabal: Well it’ll be another long wait.
Rain: Yes.
Reptile: MKDragon is a fool, maybe I get to feast on her after all!
Motaro: don’t get your hopes up Reptile. It might be Goro’s feasting.
Reptile: GORO DOESN’T EAT MORTALS, does he?
Motaro: *shrugs*
Reptile: *sighs*
Kano: I’m not going to be a rat, alright! In your face Goro!
GORO: We’ll see about that when Kahn gets back…
Kano: *gulp*
Noob Saibot: Good comeback Goro!
GORO: Thank you…
THE END???
Comments are greatly appreciated, and check out the first part of the sequel under www.earthrealm.com's fanfiction!
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My fave Shao Kahn quote: "YOU SUCK."
"GET OVER HERE!"-you know who says that :p
"This is the part where you fall down"-J. Cage
"A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?"
"Exactly."-first MK movie
http://secure.sparkart.com/lpusignup/index.php?&referrer=LPUChmiksterHahn@linkinpark.com
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LOL!!!!!!!!!! very nice!!!!*claps* 
lol the mk fighters in the chat room.(bans mkdragon) 
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MKDragon
The Logo
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:07 am
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Yanden and Zyero: Thanks! I'm glad ya like it. You'll like the first part of the sequel I posted on www.earthrealm.com . It's at the top I think, at the fanfic section. I might post it on here, I dunno. I've just been busy with the two MK fics I've been writing lately. and no, they don't ban me in the sequel. That's all I'm gonna say for that.
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My fave Shao Kahn quote: "YOU SUCK."
"GET OVER HERE!"-you know who says that :p
"This is the part where you fall down"-J. Cage
"A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?"
"Exactly."-first MK movie
http://secure.sparkart.com/lpusignup/index.php?&referrer=LPUChmiksterHahn@linkinpark.com
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