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MKDragon
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:40 pm
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Hey, this parody I wrote it mostly making fun of this guy I knew in my high school senior year, in creative writing class. He slept almost every class throughout the whole school year. Note that the "Dexter H." part is actually a bit about me, the rest is about that dude named Shane...I wrote this for revenge a long time ago, heh heh... Shane doesn't know about it though. I don't care if he does find out. He was such a lazy ass then.
Cool to Sleep
I like to sleep 'cause being awake is really lame!
I like to sleep 'cause I don't have to try to make things change!
I sleep in class, I sleep in bed
I sleep on the bus, I sleep standing on my head yeah!
I sleep all day and sleep all night.
I slept through Halloween, didn't wanna give a fright!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep.
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep.
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
Yeah I sleep through everything.
I even sleep through you, so fuck you!
I'm always asleep. I never have anything to say!
I'd rather make a bed and sleep on it. It's easier that way!
I dream of life and dream of death.
I dream of Dexter H. hangin' with me and my friends yeah!
I dream the weird and the scary.
I'm only happy when I am fast asleep!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep.
Don't take my pillow, for that is mine!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep.
Don't take my pillow, for that is mine!
Don't take my pillow, for that is mine!
Yeah I sleep through holidays.
I sleep through Christmas too, so fuck you!
...HEY!...HEY!...HEY!
It's cool to sleep....It's cool to sleep....It's cool to sleep!...It's cool to sleep!!!!!
Wake me up and I won't budge!
I'll just hold a baring grudge.
Wake me up, but I'm no fool!
I barely graduted from high school
I barely graduated from high school
I barely graduated from high school!
SO, I dream of life and dream of death.
I dream of Dexter H. hangin' with me and my friends yeah!
I dream the weird and the scary.
I'm only happy when I am fast asleep!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep.
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
It's cool to sleep, it's cool to sleep.
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
I like dreamin' and I like that fine!
Yeah I sleep through everything.
I even sleep through you, so fuck you!
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Zyero
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 5:37 am
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lol!! *sleeps*
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Gizmo
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:41 pm
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thats pretty kool offsprings my all time favorite band they kick so much ass but i like the orginal song better
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