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Zyero
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 3:30 am
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Alright this is my first try in comedy. Here we go
Spider-man A weird story
One fine day venom felt like attacking a bank. Venom laughs and hurts people. Police try to stop him but it only adds to the fun. Venom looks at the sky.
Venom:mmmmmmmmmmmm wheres spider-man?
Looking at the sky again,he spots spider-man. However,he is swinging diffrent. He keeps losing track where hes going and somtimes misses a swing. Spider-Man gets close to where venom is. He falls on the ground in front of venom.
Venom:About time you showed up!
Spider-Man:Halt superman! I'm about to chop off your uhhh.....
Venom:??????
Spider-Man:Now listen the way to get chicks,you need a sweet comstume like mine!!!!
Spider-Man snaps his suit.
Spider-Man:Chicks dig the suit. Got that BOY?!
Venom:Ug this is embarassing.
Spider-Man:Now you have it then when the time is right you do what i did to mary jane. You..........
A long serious of horrors of "love tips" goes on. Some of the parts give venom an idea. Some made him hurl. After some hours of un spoken horror,Venom hits spidey.
Venom: Oh gosh.
Spider-man: Alright buddy listen up!!!
Spider-Man pokes his finger his venoms chest. After some moments of spider-man pokeing himself and taking off some of his costume off he stops.
Spider-Man:Now everyone I AM P......
Venom claps his hands over spideys mounth and looks around.
Venom:Silence you fool! I want to fight Spider-Man!!!! NOT peter parker!!!!!!
Spider-Man:Alright then lets join forces! Well beat the kids until they grow!!!!
Venom:You've been drunk havn't you?
Spidey:Yes............
what do ya'll think?
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Violater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:44 am
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your no William Shakespeare...
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Zyero
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 2:53 am
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yeah,i was just seeing if if would be funny. guess not. kinda stupid. ok no more funny stuff
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