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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2002 9:55 pm
Post subject: MK Fanfic: The Dinner, FINAL PART!!! |
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Meanwhile, in the manison. Everyone is siting at the table waiting for Kahn.
Until the doorbell rings.
Sub-Zero: I'll get it.....
(opens door)
Amphibious: Wazzzz up!!!
Sub-Zero (does this sound familiar) How you doin?
Amphibious: (walks in) How YOU doin?
Rayden: How you doin?
Shang Tsung: How you doin?
Liu Kang: Im doing just fine (drinks beer)
::everyone stares at liu kang::
Baraka: Ass wipe
Liu Kang: Shut up bitch!
Goro: Stop! Kahn is here.
::Shao Kahn walks proudly into the room::
Shao Kahn: Were is my lovely princess Kitana?
Liu Kang: There she is (points to kitana holding smokes hand)
Kitana: Come on Smoke! Im hungry! You know how I get when im hungry!
Smoke: (finally shows himself)......(ebarassed)......
The Dead Fool: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
Lord Freeze: GREAT GUGAMUGOM! (from Evolution)
White Shadow: Damn!
Guardian of Edenia (GoE): Look....
Scorpion Fan: How......
Hell Raiser: Tall......
Amphibious: He is!
Mileena: He's got a fat butt.....
(makes CD rip sound)
Mileena: It a effection......
Kitana: dork.
::4 hours later::
Liu Kang: (shows 18 empty bottles of beer infront of him) uhhhhgggg
(tosses up)
Ermac: I.....can't....breath.....(looks down to see a fat belly)
Goro: Goro wan't more food.
Shao Kahn: Im opening my present now....(opens present)
::everyone gasps::
Shao Kahn: ohhh look. It's a thong, with little hearts and and glitter on it.
The Dead Fool: hehehe, just wait.
::shao kahn notices a brown stain on the bottom::
Shoa kahn: I got a used bra! Who is responsible for this.
::he doesn't know the brown crap is dog poop::
The Dead Fool: (giggles)........
Hell Raiser, Lord Freeze, White Shadow: (giggles to)
Shao Kahn: You punks are!
The Dead Fool: No we aren't
Guardian of Edenia: Yes they are, right Scorpion Fan? WHAT THE!?!?!?
Scorpion Fan: (having sex with Kitana) Awwww yes baby, your so fine.....
(everyone gasps)
Liu Kang: (again) Kitana? KITANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (disguted and
freaked out)
Kitana: Nothing..... (smiles)
Reptile: heeeeheeee.....she issss having sexxxxx with the Scooorpion Fan!
Shao Kahn: ::Looms over The Dead Fool and his pack::
The Dead Fool: (nervously giggles) hehe, were..right behind you all the
way kahn....hehe.
::screen fades black::
Later on.......
Everyone is eating cake, Scorpion Fan is having sex with kitana, Smoke
is back to normal, liu kang is drunk, and heavy rock music plays in the
background, Rayden runs by screaming and Shang Tsung is closly following
behind with a huge flame thrower. Everything is perfect, for some people...
The Dead Fool: This sucks......
Hell Raiser:......oowww.......(charlies angles style)
Lord Freeze: Im want cake.
White Shadow: Is someone touching my butt?
The Dead Fool: Nooo... (shoes TDF, Hell Raiser, Lord Freeze, and White
Shadow all tied up together in small knot, ouch)
GoE: (shakes head) they are so wrong....
Scorpion Fan: (still having sex) heh, your right.
Jones: They are stupid looking in that knot together. (eats some cake)
Amphibious: (pinches Hell Raisers cheek) Hang in there guys, hahahah!
::suddenly::
Smoke: (runs down stairs) Everyone come upstairs ASAP! Kia has taken
here bra off and is letting people sleep with her beautyness.
::everyone dashes upstairs::
The Dead Fool: Wait.....WAIT!!!!!!
::screen turns black::
Can I have some cake?
Hell Raiser: Shut up.
THE END!!!
Next Episode: Classic Sub Zero's Predicament.
Preview: Ahhhhh, its a fun day in the sun at the special pool of hot chicks.
The Mk crew goes to the pool to find the long missing Classic
Sub-Zero, they didn't even know he was here! He chills in the
pool with his new hot chick Kia, but Sareena, the waitress, has
a diffent opinion, MEOW! cat fight. and poor old classic subs in the
middle of all of it. So keep a I out for PART 1 on Classic Sub-Zero
s predicament.
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2002 10:50 pm
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yeah you made us get down!!!  :twisted:
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2002 11:01 pm
Post subject: hehe, |
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I laugh everytime I read that part were Shang Tsung is chasing Rayden around with a flamethrower.
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:29 am
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i laugh every time i see kitana is having sex with scorpion_fan hehehe
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:44 am
Post subject: (sniffle) |
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Whats wierd is when u having sex with kitana (fake), it remindeds me of when, In UMK3, I was Scorpion trying to beat kitana. I lost to her, when I dsaw her take off her mask, was she going to make my body swell like a balloon, or make me strech to the moon, no, no, It was different, my HEAD INFLATED.....I was like, OMG. It was a rip from Kabals fatality, well, atleast it was differnt from her very embarsaing MK2 version. So watch hwo you ahve sex with Kitana, who know what will happen to you. :twisted:
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2002 6:00 pm
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You shouldve put Sheng Tsung saying "YEAH!I got my two acorns and my stick!!"
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