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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2002 11:45 pm
Post subject: MK Fanfic: Classic Sub Zero's Predicament: Part 1. |
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It is in the morning in the mansion of MK Warriors.
Jones: (wakes up) I need some breakfast....uhhh (eyes try to shut)
(Jones walks down stairs to see Smoke fast asleep on a frying grill)
Smoke: (snoring)
Jones: uhhhh, dude, wake up!
Smoke: huh? What!?! AHHHHHHHHH! (face burns on grill)
::smoke walks around holding face::
Jones: I need some waffles......
Smoke: awwww,ohhhh,awwwwwww........ok...(grunts) coming up.
Jones: (table)
Kitana: (enters kitchen) Hey guys, got news....we are going to the......
(cut off) What the!?!
Shang Tsung: (runs though kitchen wearing winnie the poo underpants)
yeeehahahaha!!!
Rayden: (runing behind him) Gimme back my poo pants!
Shang Tsung: (enters living room) Bombs away! whahahah!
Rayden: arrrrgghhhh.
Kitana: uhhh, ok, we are going to the pool. We all seem to dank, so I
decieded that we go to the pool to cool off.
Smoke: heh, Im coming, for the chicks.
Jones: I'll come.
(then, The Dead Fool, Hell Raiser, Lorf Freeze, White Shadow, Amphibious,
Guardian of Edenia, and Scropion Fan walk down stairs, looking very tired.)
Kitana: Hi boys, Hiii Scorpion Fan......
Scorpion Fan: (turns red) hehe hi.....
Kitana: Were all going to the pool today.
The Dead Fool: Can I go skinnydippin!?!
Kitana: NOOOO.
The Dead Fool: argh.....
Later on.........
Kitana: (Wearing a straw hat and glasses and bikini) Ready to go,
hey, we are missing sareena. Have anyone seen her?
Somone: She had to go to work!
Kitana: Ok, lets....huh?
The Dead Fool: (crying)
Kitana: Whats wrong TDF?
The Dead Fool: Kia said that she would alaways go to the pool with me becuase......
Kitana: Yes.....
The Dead Fool: BECAUSE I HAD SEX WITH HER!!!
Kitana: No worry, she's will come next time.
Lord Freeze: You had sex with Kia?
Hell Raiser: wow.
White Shadow: Very intresting yes.
Later on....at the pool parking.
Kitana: Here we are, The Pool of relaxation ans chicks club.
Jones: Chicks!!!
Guardian of Edenia: I love girls with big boobs.....mmmm.
Goro: CANNON BALL!
Shang Tsung: Im getting in, the so called "hot bath" or hot tub.
Ermac: I sence chicks to.
Kitana: Ok, everyone, lets go.
The Pool is surrounded by palm trees and sand, a cool breeze tells the MK
warriors they are in for a shock.
While inside,
The Dead Fool: Look at this place.
Lord Freeze: It is covered with many hot chicks.
Suddenly then, while the others go to the pool to swim, the dead fool and
lord freeze spot black spandex, and a sleek blue ninja garb, laying on a
chair.
The Dead Fool: Lord Freeze?
Lord Freeze: yes,
The Dead Fool: Isn't that the outfit Sub Zero wore in Mortal Kombat Mythologys?
Lord Freeze: (slowly turns head to TDF) I belive it is........
The Dead Fool: What does that mean?
The two look over to see their friends swimming, they look more and then,
The Dead Fool: What the hell!?!
The two spot a man with a tight black hood on and with a blue mask that has little vents in them, sitting in a pool with a fimilair hot chick.
The Dead Fool: KIA!?!
Kia: DEAD FOOL!?!
::sub zeros younger bro walks up ans spots him::
Original Sub-Zero: YOU!?!
Sub-Zero: BROTHER!?!
Hell Raiser: LORD FREEZE!?!
Lord Freeze: (turns around and slaps hell raiser)
Sareena: (wearing skates, she rolls up to Original Sub-Zero (not noticing
him) Hello....welcome to....the...(opens eyes) SUB-ZERO!?!
What are you doing here, with her!?!
Original Sub-Zero; Uhhhh-ohhhhh.
TO BE CONTINUED........in PART 2 of Classic Sub Zero's Predicament.
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2002 11:52 pm
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 hehehe thats real funny!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2002 11:53 pm
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To be honest I do have a serious crush on.....on....KIA! She is hot in MKM:SZ.
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Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2002 11:57 pm
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i like kitana and jade!as you already know i like kitana lol
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2002 5:44 pm
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you can like Kitana, but she is very dangerous! Remeber that!
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2002 5:55 pm
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Great I like comedy especially stuff written by guys highly amusing
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In the depths of Winter I finally learned that within me there lay an invinsible summer (Albert Camus)
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:06 pm
Post subject: Well, |
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I'll post up the seconed part soon.
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:22 pm
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I liked that one, it was funny!
HAHAHA
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:45 am
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I know shes dangerous i just dont kiss her on her sharp teeth,and the curse dosent work on teenagers......
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:51 am
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What ever.....on those under 13, don't have a effect on her curse.
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:55 am
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oh so im 17 i guess it does......oh whatever there isnt any kissing anyway eckept in the final part where smoke gets all messed up and crap....
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:01 am
Post subject: Well, |
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The kiss curse had a effect on him so he became a super tall dude, like in MKT, I didn't want it to be like in MK2. Were the opponet turns into a human ballon, heh, one time, I was trying to beat Kitana with scropion in MK2, she suprisingly does the kiss, and when my liitle bro say it, he was like, HOLY SHIT!!! Scropions fat, I looked at him like he was a retard. So I shut off the game and go down stairs to get a drink, I come ack up stiars to see him doing the kiss over,and over,and over,and over. I.....litteraly freaked. The fatality is so damn cheesy.
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:12 am
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Very finny. I can'y wait for part two.
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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 3:53 pm
Post subject: Ok, |
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Sorry guys, I will post the 2nd part on the Board Contest or here becuase Dark Scorpion is holding a Fanfic Contest thier.
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