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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:47 am
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I didnt write it, an old member at DansJprpage wrote it. Its about Will Smith and Arnold Schwarzenegger going to the Dinosaur infested Jurassic Park island with Alan Grant. Its hularious, but its over 20 chapters long and hes still going...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1944457/1/
Heres some nice excerpts...
"“When do we leave?” Arnold asked
“We leave tonight” Will Smith answered
“But I don’t think we will need to pack because the dinosaurs might eat our clothes”. Will Smith Began again
Arnold and Will Smith laughed for 4 minutes."
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"Ned interrupted, "Sir...I still don't think this is a good idea." "Who asked you? Your mom?" Osama answered.
"Actually no...my mom is in Paris having sex with some guy she wants to marry." Ned explained."
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“Calm down Arnold.” Grant began as Arnold was crying like a rampaged frog."
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" A little green dinosaur came up to them but they didn't care. They kicked it and it went flying into the bushes."
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"Frank accidentally dropped his sniper rifle which was bad for him because a Velocirapter tried to eat it but thought it was gross. "
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"Frank was screaming hard just before he went into the T-rex’s body."
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""I have always wanted to meet the legend though" Will complimented
"Thanks, I've always wanted to meet the really good actor from Independce day.""
One of the worst yet funniest stories ive never read...
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