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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2002 11:33 pm
Post subject: Mk Fanfic: Classic Sub-Zeros Predicament: Part 2 |
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Where we left off,
Sareena: What the hell are you doing with her honey?
Original Sub-Zero: (looks staright forward, with a stupid look in eyes)
HONEY!?!
Kia: (gets out of pool)
Original Sub-Zero: Heh, fine, go join your other boy firend...
Kia: Oh yea, I forgot (turns around and spits on sareena)
Sareena: My new bra!!!
(a vicious cat meow could be heard in the background as heavy metal rock
music begins to play)
Kia: Thats it....(does a killer cartwheel) Liu Kang tought me this.....
Sareena: Me to bitch!!! (also does a killer cartwheel).......
Original Sub-Zero: Ladys, LADYS!!!!
(Sareena and Kia both do the fatal uppercut move, but miss each other,
and Original Subby takes the heat)
!!!WHAMM!!!
Original Sub-Zero: (flys into the air) AWWWawaWAWaaWwwA!!!
(lands onto hard concrete, five seconds after)
Kia and Sareena: Uhhh-ooooh.
(screen goes black)
Original Sub-Zero: (awakens) awww, my jaw.
(gets off of his bed, and walks to door)
(Shang Tsung runs by, bare assed)
Shang Tsung: Im free, FREE!!! yehaahaha!
Original Sub-Zero: (silence)
(he travels into the kitchen)
Smoke: Wakey, Wakey......ass.
Scorpion: Hey Sub got something for ya......(walks up to classic sub and....)
!!!!PEEEFFFEEERRRRTTTT!!! (he farted)
Original Sub-Zero: (drop kicks scorpions ass)
Scorpion: WHOOOAAAAAA!!!!
The Dead Fool: (growls) You stole Kia from me bitch!!!!!
Lord Freeze: Take cover!!!
Hell Raiser: TDF gets scary when he is....
The Dead Fool: Mad?
White Shadow: Yea,
Scorpion Fan: No you moron, him!
Guardian of Edenia (GoE): I see a fight now....
The Dead Fool: You.....you.....RAPED HER, (begins to cry)
Original Sub-Zero: No....I didn't I...I....
Sareena: (walks in) Had sex with her......
Original Sub-Zero: I couldn't have sex with her, he did (points to an
enraged Dead Fool)...and besides, I never take my
mask off, only to shave, of course.
The Dead Fool: (huffs wildly) Then why was she with you,
Kia: I don't know.......(gives a innocent smile)
Sareena: Well, (puts arm around sub) I known him longer.
Kia: (pissed) Me too......(puts arm aound original sub)
The Dead Fool: KIA!!!! GET YOUR FUCKIN ARM OFF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kia: Jerk.......(snarls at the dead fool)
(suddenly, everything and everyone around the Dead Fool, fades black,
and the camera moves away from him and he stares at Kia, in deep
sadness)
The Dead Fool: (falls to the floor)
White Shadow: (catches the Dead Fool) I think he needs to go to bed......
Lord Freeze: (looks back at kia)
Hell Raiser: Wake up Kia....look at you.
GoE (Guardian of Edenia): he loved you ya know........
Scorpion Fan: And you just crushed his heart..(they all walks out of room)
Original Sub-Zero: (notices Kia and Sareena fighting bellow at his chest,
then looks back up, and notices that scorpion is
watching the heart broken Dead Fool and his gang
walk away.)
(then shang Tsung runs into the room)
Shang Tsung: (still bare assed) Did I miss anything!?!
::everyone looks and Tsung, then wuickly jerks thier head away groaning::
TO BE CONTIUED.............
Note: The next part will, have some non-funny and very funny parts
included.
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 12:21 am
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add me in the next one
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:02 am
Post subject: ok, |
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I will.
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:21 am
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and i tell shang tsung to cover his ass with something.....
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:22 am
Post subject: ok, |
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(pulls out notebook, writes down requests) ok, got it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:23 am
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put me as like a master or a pimp or something!!! :mrgreen:
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:25 am
Post subject: sure, |
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(writes down) "make Blackcyborg a pimp"
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:26 am
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THat was really funny.
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:27 am
Post subject: Well, |
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What was your favorite part?
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Lord Freeze
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:29 am
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The beginning, up to Shang Tsung running bareassed. That part included.
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:31 am
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put something on there that has to do with masterbating(jacking off)
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:38 am
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no u siiiickk freeeaaak!!!!!!!!!1
im 12 u --!#$@-- dont talk about that in a mk story!
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