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Post Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 4:43 pm   
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After the Dead Fool was crushed by Kia, Scorpion seemed to have his eye on Kia, and The Dead Fool.

Smoke: Kia? would you like some saugsage. (from freedy got fingered)

Kia: (notices Dead Fool and leaves sub)

Sareena: HA! He's mine,

Kia: No it's not that.....Its just that.....I......I.....

(screen switches to The Dead Fools Room)

Lord Freeze: (slaps Dead Fool in the back) forget it dude, its over.

(door knocks, Blackcyborg walks in with pizza.)

Blackcyborg: Pizza is heeerrreeee, ya'll.

Guardian of Edenia: Finally!!!

(everyone pigs out)

Shang Tsung: ME, MYSLEF, and MY TWIG AND BERRIES!!!

Everyone: NASTY!!!

Scorpion Fan: Tsung, BUT SOME FUCKIN CLOTHS ON!!!!!!!

(then everyone spots, Kia and Scorpion heading up stairs)

(meanwhile in TDFs room, the door gntly opens, kia, walks in)

Kia: ....hehe....uh....HI.

The Dead Fool: (stops chewing pizza) I just got heartburn, from YOU!

Kia: Im sorry Dead Fool, but the whole time, I have somone else, I have
him, (points at scorpion)


Blackcyborg: Noooo Way.....

The Dead Fool: (sits) I understand you bitch.

Kia: I just wish our relation ship was better, bye. (walks into her room with
scorpion)


The Dead Fool: Screw her! (partys and eats pizza)

White Shadow: Like Wallnuts? (from Ed,Edd n Eddy,)

Hell Raiser: Lets watch Tv (fling shoes off and they hit the cat at the window
edge and sends it flying out the window.)

The Dead Fool: Ed,Edd n Eddys a cool show, used to be my favorite to.....

White Shadow: ED, EDD EDDY is cool!

(while down stairs)

Shang Tsung: OVER MY HAIRY OLD ASS CRACK RAYDEN!!!

(Tsung and Rayden are palying a war game, usinging real gernades)

BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!

Rayden: Argh, im dead, rematch?

Shang Tsung: This time, its a FLAME THROWER war.

(meanwhile, in the kitchen)

Original Sub-Zero: I know what to do now.....

Sareena: Make it up to the girl that wants to have sexual fun!

Original Sub-Zero: ........yes....actually.

With the Original Sub-Zero back in the sack, and sareena hangin five with
him. Sa falming figure runs by screaming, bared assed, and old.

Shang Tsung: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (on fire)

Rayden: I WIN!!!

(later up in Original Subs room)

(a black bra with the brothers of the shadow logo on it, and a blue mask with little vents on the front and side lay on the floor)

(the camera shows two figures under a huge blanket, bu doesn;t show them)

Original Sub-Zero: Wanna Materbate?

Sareena: Sure.......hehehe

(then their is violent shaking under the covers)

Original Sub-Zero: Whaoooa baby, watch the garb.

Narrorator: After that, the Original Sub-Zero stayed, and Scropion was going
to date Kia, everything was all right.......(shows shang tsung
run by bare asses, on fire, and crying.)

Shang Tsung: WHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(Screen fades black)

Voice: Well, maybe not all of us.


END.

Next Story, Scorpions Date.


 
 
 
 
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Funny. That was really cool. Laughing Cool Sub-Zero
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That was funny! Good job!


 
 
 
 
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Post Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2002 8:15 pm   
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wasup wit dat?
i only had 2 lines and i was a pizza boy! Crying or Very sad
in the next one put me as like a genetic fighting cyborg!
it was really good but please let me have meaning!


 
 
 
 
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I'm glad I am not in any of these I'm always the sensible one who has to stay sober and make sure everyone gets home (the last story I was in I was 'killed' by my Geography teacher but appartently I faked it)
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Hehe, this is an funny 1
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Balckcyborg, don't demand to have a better part. I had 2 lines, but I'm not complaining.
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On the board contests, when Dark-Scopion starts the fan-fic contest, I will post up my latest idea, Scopion and Kia......on a date? Heh, I have ideas for Kia were she gets really ruff and ungental at some parts, no in a mean way, but in a love way, nor in a sexual way either, just wait and see. When the contest comes.


 
 
 
 
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That was funny but I only had one line in it..........
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