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Ultimate Kombatter
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Joined: 10 May 2005
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 8:06 pm
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Yo, everyone! I got a fun way on how to cheer this place up a little. We will pull pranks for everyone else. This is gonna be fun. I can finally get back on these bastards!
Gentleman... *shows a collosal stinkbomb* The El Longo Stinkbomb. Let's give it a test drive. *activates stinkbomb on Zero and RageOfScorpion's house. After it collides, the bomb blows up, and TMK says:*
TMK: I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!
Zero: Let's get out of here! This stinky little bastard blew us up again!
ROS: THIS IS AWFUL!!!!
Now it's your turn.
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reptile_before_raptor
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Joined: 11 May 2005
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:29 pm
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There sits a house, nothin' goin' on, just a evil lookin' dude called Raiden. 'Dark Raiden', all of a sudden his doorbell rings.
Dark Raiden: craaaap! I don't wanna get up.
*laughs in background* Dark Raiden opens the door and sees a bag lit on fire.
Dark Raiden: OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY BETTER PUT THAT OUT!!!
He stomps, and stomps, and then (even when the fire was out) he stomped again. He looks at the bottom of his shoe.
Dark Raiden: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!
*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH* 
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Ultimate Kombatter
TMK Temple Monk
Joined: 10 May 2005
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:18 pm
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My turn.
*places a box named "To TMK with love UK", and hits the doorbell. He hides, and TMK comes in*
TMK: What is it? *takes note* To TMK, with love UK. Hmm. Gues I1ll open it up. *opens box*
BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Dan: Toasty! 3-D!
TMK: Oh my god.... I'M ON FIRE!!!! AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!*runs around madly*
UK: *laughs* Want to extinguish the fire? Here, have this. *gives TMK a fire extinguisher, but as he used on him, the fires ignited stronger*
TMK: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! I'M ON FIIIIIIIRRE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
UK: You forgot that I put gasoline on it! *giggles*
Next!
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zero
RoS partner in TMK
Joined: 19 Apr 2004
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 7:48 pm
Post subject: Re: The Ulltimate Prank Place |
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| Ultimate Kombatter wrote: | Yo, everyone! I got a fun way on how to cheer this place up a little. We will pull pranks for everyone else. This is gonna be fun. I can finally get back on these bastards!
Gentleman... *shows a collosal stinkbomb* The El Longo Stinkbomb. Let's give it a test drive. *activates stinkbomb on Zero and RageOfScorpion's house. After it collides, the bomb blows up, and TMK says:*
TMK: I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!
Zero: Let's get out of here! This stinky little bastard blew us up again!
ROS: THIS IS AWFUL!!!!
Now it's your turn. |
just to tell you we dont live in one house he lives far away from me 
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Ultimate Kombatter
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:02 pm
Post subject: Re: The Ulltimate Prank Place |
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| zero wrote: | | Ultimate Kombatter wrote: | Yo, everyone! I got a fun way on how to cheer this place up a little. We will pull pranks for everyone else. This is gonna be fun. I can finally get back on these bastards!
Gentleman... *shows a collosal stinkbomb* The El Longo Stinkbomb. Let's give it a test drive. *activates stinkbomb on Zero and RageOfScorpion's house. After it collides, the bomb blows up, and TMK says:*
TMK: I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!
Zero: Let's get out of here! This stinky little bastard blew us up again!
ROS: THIS IS AWFUL!!!!
Now it's your turn. |
There you are! Now prepare to be El Longo Stinkbomb'd again! *shows up Elmongo Stinkbomb*
just to tell you we dont live in one house he lives far away from me |
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RageOfScorpion
TMK Sage
Joined: 26 Jan 2005
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 11:17 pm
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My turn
RoS: I think im going to call ultimate kombatter by looking at this thread
*phone...ring.....riiing......ring Click*
Ult Kom: Hello
RoS: Hi...is your house on fire?
Ult Kom: No hehe.... why?
RoS: Cuz i sent zero over there to torch the stinkin place...Muaahahhahaha (CLICK!!)
Ult Kom:Oh My God My house is on Fire!!!
Zero:HAHA!! never post a thread about us again Beeeyatch!
lol j/k you can post anything you want just dont piss me off  lol.
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reptile_before_raptor
TMK Temple Monk
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:06 pm
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I'm on you're side UK, lets tear 'em apart!!!
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Ultimate Kombatter
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:20 pm
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| reptile_before_raptor wrote: | | I'm on you're side UK, lets tear 'em apart!!! |
Yeah, let's get RoS back for this!
*phone... riiing.... riiiing.... ring... click*
RoS: Hello?
Ult Kom: Is your Computer has a virus?
RoS: What virus?
Ult Kom: I told RBR to infect your precious computer with a virus that will obliterate your OS....  *holdup*
RoS: *sees computer monitor with "OS Eliminated"* OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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reptile_before_raptor
TMK Temple Monk
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:17 pm
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In the airport, Zero's gonna go to Hawaii.
Zero: YaY!!!
But then a man comes up in front of him while he was sitting down and just stood there, looking at Zero. At first Zero ignored him and read his newspaper. But then he got freaked out and looked at the man (me).
Zero: Uh...can I help you?
Man: Don't get on the flight.
The man just looked at him with a cold stare, with piercing eyes. 
Then the man left.
Zero: I think a angel just told me not to get on the flight, oh my god!
(3 hours later) loud speaker: FLIGHT FOR HAWAII MADE IT EARLY, AND WAS GREETED BY MANY NAKED LADIES!!!
Zero: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ultimate Kombatter
TMK Temple Monk
Joined: 10 May 2005
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 8:13 am
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Time for me to pester Zero!
*Ultimate Kombatter places a timebomb into the box. He sets the bomb to 1 sec, then stops it.*
Ult Kom: Here is a present for you, Zero. *plaxces down the box and hids in the bush.
Zero: *opens door* Huh? *sees box. He takes it, poens it, and finds a timebomb with an inscription. it reads:*
Press the start button and your future will be decided.
Zero: Sounds fun. *click*
KABOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Zero: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
UltKom: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
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Total-MK
TMK Grandmaster
Joined: 21 Jul 2002
Posts: 4188
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:32 am
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I don't want to see anything like this agian on the forum, its agianst the rules of flaming and its spam just to raise your post counts.
Regards,
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