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One time, I was walking, and and, and I like, like, fell down.


And it hurt.

So, I went on a rampage, killing thousands of innocent muskrats accross the globe! LIFE IS GREAT!! >Smile >Smile >Smile

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True Pain is having your balls in a vice, then being ripped off. THEN HAVEING YOUR NIPPLES CHOPPED OFF WITH SCISSORS!!!!!!!!







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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When i was 7 i ran in to a metal goal post and broke my tooth.
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You wanna know true pain? I fell down concrete staris when I was 18 months old. I hit my head on the corner of a tv, splattering blood everywhere. I got a rock the siize of your fist chuked at my head, blood splattered there as well. I would have lost an eye and my broken my nose, but my uncle called my name to tell me and my cousin to stop throwing rocks at eachother, so I turned my head to look at him, and got hit in the side of the head. Oh the irony............ Laughing

I got dragged down a sidewalk on my bare knees when I was seven, by my bkie after a fell of. I fell out of a 10 foot tree when I was 5, and landed directly on my middle finger. I feel 20 feet out of a tree when i was 12, breaking through branches on the way down. I twisted my ankle twice in PE in the same month. My foot was bent in a 90 degree angle.I got hit in the shin with a blunt peice of wood. There. How's that? Did I leave anything out? Laughing

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HAHAHAAHAHAHH!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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It was bent like that for about a second, but I couldn't put any pressure on it for 2 days.
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I remember one time, I was BMX riging in a a place I codenamed the "Pit"
why? Becuase, it is nothing more than bushes, trees, and guge wide open dirt land. It seems to be lower to the earth when you entered it, so thats why is a pit. Anyway, I was riding and I got some speed up, I went off this hard ass jump, I didn't know that if you didn't make it, you would fall into a ditch of rocks. I missed it and srashed sevearly. When I got back up, my legs felt num, I look down and thier is this big hole, right in the middle of my legs and it was bleeding like crazy, I was also missing some flesh to, because everytime now or days when I poked down on it, it can puch it in real far. Heh, Its now a scar thats in the shape of a triangle. Weird huh?


 
 
 
 
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That is nasty. THere was a hole, so if you looked through, you could see the other side? And now you can push in real far? Can you walk?
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I can walk now, that happend like 4 years ago. I can push down on my scar, and I will be able to puch it down in like a less than a inch.


 
 
 
 
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got hit in the head by a coffe can!
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