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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:37 am
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Gulp.... this morning at 5:30 am, I saw the scariest cartoon alive.... Chuck Noris: Karate Kommandos. any body else see the horor of this show?
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:03 pm
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LOL, awesome. I'd love to see that.
ooh, wouldn't it be awesome if before commercials, they showed a random Chuck Norris fact? like this one: behind Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin... it's just another fist.
good stuff. you should record it for me and send it here. =D
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:17 am
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they showed that chuck-norris cartoon on adults swin on april fools day i was trying not ot cry when i saw it lol.
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:34 am
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That sounds so cool! Did you know that Chuck Norris won a game of connect four in three moves, he is also the only man to beat a brick wall at tennis. Chuck Norris rules man, the only guy who could beat him was Bruce Lee. So what makes it so scary?
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:24 pm
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The pool gets Chucked.
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:46 pm
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lmao ive neaver heared the pool one before
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:17 pm
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Okay look we could just keep listing his facts so lets just make it simple
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:24 pm
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That site missed alot of the good ones
http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/
"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. "
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. "
"Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away."
"Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf."
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