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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:54 pm
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Never live on islands, such as the island in the fog.
never live anywhere were the names striks fear in your soul, such as Silent Hill come on that sounds like a place were you will die.
Never go into a town were theirs always a supriseing large amount of fog. all the time.
Never belive the futrue can be predicted people, like in the minorty report, the paycheck, back to the futrue.
If you ever enter a town and all the people are dead DONT i REPEAT DONT SET UP CAMP THEIR or start looking around just leave.
If the dead start to walk make sure your freind is slower than you or have a car dont just walk around asking whose their.
If confronted by a old person in a ghost town and he or she says leave just do it.
if you listen to this i garentee that your life will be much much less fear filled. if i left anything out fill free to add it in.
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, and it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle you put it in a tea pot and it becomes the tea pot. Now water can flow, or it can crash, be water my freind "Bruce Lee"
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:48 pm
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...this sounds like a forwarded e-mail but I'll go with it... 
...if there's a noise/gunshot/howl/scream outside...don't walk slowly towards it curiously...especially if you're half naked...
...if someone has the license plate "beatnu" then don't cut them off...
...if you're making out with some random person and you happen to feel very long teeth that could easily tear your flesh...kick them in the boob/nuts and run like hell...
...for you girls...if some guy with a machete and a hockey mask start walking towards you...take off your heels before running away...and don't stop when you get behind a tree...it's not safe...
...if you get a toy doll with red hair and is sowed up all over with blood coming out of it...decapitate it...
...if you're at a zoo and all the animals are freaking out and trying to kill some boy...stick a knife through his heart...repeatedly...
...and finally if you're in the bathroom alone and you really want candy...asking for a candyman three times normally doesn't work...
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:50 pm
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No i came up whit all of them.
and if you walk near a phone booth and it starts ringing just let it ring.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:06 am
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...if you use the same phone booth every day...try to switch it up for variety...
...and if you are watching peoples windows with binoculars and someone else is doing the same thing...moon them...
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:20 am
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f your in a town and thiers a lot of fog and strange goings on then leave
if you hear something off in the distance and thier moaning saying brains dont just ask whos their
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:28 am
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...if a building is burning down don't rush in 'just in case' a baby's in there dying...
...if you see a child playing with a box with many circles and designs as if it's hypnotizing them...take it away...and smash it...
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:32 am
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Don't watch a mysterious vhs tape.
never run through a graveyard a nigth, because for some reason theirs always an open garve.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:02 am
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I think the biggest one is never ever under any circumstances do you go off anywhere on your own.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:51 pm
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| lmg wrote: | | Never live on islands, such as the island in the fog. |
-  TMK lives in Australia, one BIG island
| lmg wrote: | | never live anywhere were the names striks fear in your soul, such as Silent Hill come on that sounds like a place were you will die. |
- MELBOURNE strikes fear into my soul
| lmg wrote: | | Never go into a town were theirs always a supriseing large amount of fog. all the time. |
- MELBOURNE gets lots of fog
| lmg wrote: | | Never belive the futrue can be predicted people, like in the minorty report, the paycheck, back to the futrue. |
- But those moves were awesome, I belive in them
| lmg wrote: | | If you ever enter a town and all the people are dead DONT i REPEAT DONT SET UP CAMP THEIR or start looking around just leave. |
- In MELBOURNE the people look dead
| lmg wrote: | | If the dead start to walk make sure your freind is slower than you or have a car dont just walk around asking whose their. |
- I don't have a car
| lmg wrote: | | If confronted by a old person in a ghost town and he or she says leave just do it. |
- Old people always tell me to leave
| lmg wrote: | | if you listen to this i garentee that your life will be much much less fear filled. if i left anything out fill free to add it in. |
IM A DEAD MAN...HELP!
ok I'll add to the list:
Girls / Guys...never invite around your lover when your parents are not home, because as soon as you have sex, your a goner.
Regards,
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:01 pm
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WOw you migth want to relocate.
Pack a pistol if you ever go camping.
if you ever get a hell of a lot of emails from a freind that is dead DONT open them. matter of fact close that account, and mabey throw the computer out of the window. got that one from the movie pulse.
if you have a cool backstory it will make you a better hero.
Never say die
Never give up because somebody will come at the end if you make it through whit the guns, i know they will be to late but at least they can kill that last one left rigth after you run out of bullets.
Never split up, and if someone says lets split up let him go, and if you are funny and eat a lot but dont gain any weigth, then the odds are that the gosht or whatever is after you will find you
wait uhh ohh that me
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:29 pm
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| lmg wrote: | WOw you migth want to relocate.
pack a pistol if you ever go camping.
if you ever get a hell of a lot of emails from a feriend that is dead DONT open them. matter of fact close that acounnet and mabey throw the computer into the garbage. got that one from the movie pulse.
if you have a cool backstory it will make you a better hero.
Never say die
Never give up because some body will come at the end if you make it thourgh whit guns, i know they will be to late but at least they can kill that last one left rigth after you run out of bullets.
Never split up, and if someone says lets split up let him go, and if you are funny and eat a lot but dont gain any weigth, then the odds are that the gosht or whatever is after you will find you
wait uhh ohh that me |
Please fix all your spelling errors....jesus!
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:23 pm
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If a girl get's her period in the shower, don't suddenly throw maxipads in her face.
If your friend has a pet named Cujo, kill him and run as far as can.
If you get invited to take care of a hotel in the middle of Colorado for the winter, don't ever accept.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:32 pm
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Never rely on the cops. you will most centrly have to go through it alone.
if your ever doing an action packed movie whit chris tucker. its probley best that you dont touch his raido.i
f you live in a house that tells you to kill your family MOVE i dont care how cheap it is.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:24 pm
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...if you're with a group of people and you know a monster/slayer is hunting for y'all...and someone says "let's split up"...then stick with him, 'cause he probably knows something you don't...
...if you ever walk into a room and a girl is green and her head is spinning in circles don't try to save her...something tells me she's fucked already...
...if you have a pistol then you can take on the entire police force alone...
...if zombies start killing everyone and some girl has a shotgun, two pistols, and a motorcycle with super-zombie killing abilities...as well seems to know what's going on and knows what to do...splitting up probably wasn't God's intention...
...don't break-up with a super hero...
...if you are in an army and you are ruled by a tower and you are guarding a place called Mt. Doom...then you're probably going to lose...
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:13 am
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that when the the freaky muisc comes on its time to get the Hell on
and that their is usally somone in behind you, be it freind or foe, their will be someone back their. *Looks over sholder* AHH oh just the wind, but wait i'm in the house. DUN DUN DUNNNN
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