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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:01 am
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im gonna kick johhny cage in the NUTs!!! ten times in a row in the new fatality thing becaus he punched me in the nuts three times while i was playing my jakks tv game and then im gonna kick goro in the nuts for having three toes and then kick lui kang in the nuts for dieing like a little bitch and then im gonna kick milleena in the nuts for being a bitch and then im gonna kick stryker in the nuts for wearing his hat backwards
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mktdog88
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:53 am
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Since youre kicking everyone in the nuts break in the new guys Taven and Daegon by kicking them in the nuts.One more thing,Liu Kang aint a little bitch but the sorcerers that had to double team him are.Do us all a favor and kick them in the nuts.
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Arcadamious
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:35 am
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Vain is gonna kick your ass. Stryker looks so cool in his Spec. Ops. suit and he looked like he was in MK3, a run down fat cop with the best grenade moves and the billy club throw so if your gonna kick anyone in the balls it should be shujinko
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Total-MK
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:46 am
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errr last time I checked Mileena has no nuts.
You could kick her in the vagina...I guess 
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smiley98
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:13 pm
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| Total-MK wrote: | errr last time I checked Mileena has no nuts.
You could kick her in the vagina...I guess |
Well, regarding the fact she´s a hybrid of Kitana and Tarkata, her mouth is possibly not the only ´thing´ she inherited from Tarkatans. Now she isn´t so sexy anymore 
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VainZiler
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:03 pm
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| night dog wrote: | | im gonna kick stryker in the nuts for wearing his hat backwards |
If thats the case then you best be prepared to kick me in the nuts, because I do that too, and I can garrantee you, you try that shit with me, you wont be breathing much longer, because 1. I am a skilled dual swordsman, and 2. I stab to kill.
But yea, how bout I get Stryker to kick YOU in the nuts.
And seriously, do you know the human anatomy, like TMK said, girls have vaginas, and (Atleast to our knowladge, unless they suddenly reviel she's a tranny) that she is a girl!
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Total-MK
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:30 pm
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lol...I could ask Midway...
"um....does Mileena have a vagina? The fans want to know!"
"And if yes, does it have weird teeth like her mouth?"
lolol
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:15 pm
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They would probely just stare at you, and wow nigth dog, i'd hate to piss you off, you seem to hold a grude, and whatever i do you try to double it and then send it back at me.
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prowler45
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:41 pm
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This has got to be the strangest topic I have come across so far on these boards.  And yeah if you wanna kick anyone in the nuts, kick those deadly alliance assholes for killing Liu Kang!!
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Torso777
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:43 pm
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Yeah i think there's a lil' this thread is a tad bit too nutty.
"um....does Mileena have a vagina? The fans want to know!"
"And if yes, does it have weird teeth like her mouth?"
Thank you TMK, now i will have nightmares tonight. Gross nightmares 
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Torso777
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:45 pm
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"Yeah i think there's a lil' this thread is a tad bit too nutty."
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VainZiler
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:21 pm
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Dont double post, its against the rules
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:11 pm
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*puts hands over nuts*...can we talk about something else?
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PrimitiveReptile13
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:42 pm
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| smiley98 wrote: | | Total-MK wrote: | errr last time I checked Mileena has no nuts.
You could kick her in the vagina...I guess |
Well, regarding the fact she´s a hybrid of Kitana and Tarkata, her mouth is possibly not the only ´thing´ she inherited from Tarkatans. Now she isn´t so sexy anymore |
I'll try not to think about that ever again. so you can kick people in the nuts in the new fatality thing? Thats nutz! hahaha
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doug
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:52 am
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Nightdog you got some crazy issues if you have a list of who you want to kick in the nuts in the armageddon game. 
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