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Acustika
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:58 pm
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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Size does matter.
*links removed for advertising, but post left because well, it's a good conversation starter*
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-SubZero-
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:21 pm
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Reasons computers must be female:
1) You have to hold their hand through complex situations
2) No one but the creator can understand the internal logic.
3) Even your smallest errors are quickly committed to memory for future reference.
4) The native language used to communicate with other PC's is incomprehensible to anyone else.
5) The display message "Bad Command or File Name" is as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then there's no way I'll tell you".
6) The instant you make a commitment to one, you're spending your paycheck on accessories for it.
7) They hear what you say, but not what it means.
 Beauty is only case deep.
9) PC's can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
10) You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
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Chaodjinn
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:49 pm
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I think Sub definitely has the upper hand on this one. From what I can tell, Acustika's entry seems to be purely based upon stereotypes (even though there just happens to be a few specimens of the human genome that fall foul to such a category - SHAME ON YOU!!!), but is still, nonetheless, offensive, whereas Sub's entry is partially based on fact, and partially based on exageration, with just a hint of stereotyping, and appears to be no more than just meer sarcasm aimed at cancelling out the previous entry, all the while maintaining a humerous atmospere.
And I know that I might appear to be exagerating myself, but then again, after spending 26 years and 4 months of my life living amoung women, you'd expect me to actually know a thing or two about them. Even at that, I don't favour either side. I mean, if you think about it, realistically speaking, as a collective, either side is just as smart and just as stupid as the other. What really gets me riled, however, is that so many seem to have almost, if not completely, forgotten that, male or female, it really makes no real difference because WE ARE ALL HUMAN!
I apologise if anyone found my latest rant discomforting. Sometimes a dude just has to get things off his chest. And hopefully get himself a hug, if anyone is willing to give one. 
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-SubZero-
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:07 am
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| Chaodjinn wrote: | I think Sub definitely has the upper hand on this one. From what I can tell, Acustika's entry seems to be purely based upon stereotypes (even though there just happens to be a few specimens of the human genome that fall foul to such a category - SHAME ON YOU!!!), but is still, nonetheless, offensive, whereas Sub's entry is partially based on fact, and partially based on exageration, with just a hint of stereotyping, and appears to be no more than just meer sarcasm aimed at cancelling out the previous entry, all the while maintaining a humerous atmospere.
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And that's what I do best.
Additionally, notice that this person neglected to post again. Of course, now there is a chance of them posting again to defend their pride with "oh yeah? well..." statements, all while being the only one to take the situation seriously. Either that, or she's like me and finds this funny as well.
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Chaodjinn
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:29 pm
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Well, I'd say judging from the fact that Acustika still only has 1 post on record, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he/she is just some webcrawling troller who only made an account here just to stir up trouble.
Man, it sure is laughable the way they fail so utterly miserably like that, sometimes. 
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Total-MK
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:35 am
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lol I'm going to be rude here:
Reason my computer is female:
There is a big slot on the front of it.
lol.
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mo kombat
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:16 pm
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[quote="Total-MK"]lol I'm going to be rude here:
Reason my computer is female:
There is a big slot on the front of it.
lol.
whoooo im talking down town 
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icewinddale1
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:51 pm
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Total-MK I thought you were going to be wittier and not state the obvious LOL can't beat SubZero reply the best thing about it is the comments wrok for either sex especially 'The native language used to communicate with other PC's is incomprehensible to anyone else.' (and I'm referring to all you football, american football, baseball and cricket fans  )
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Scorpion53
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:02 pm
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Dude, I wouldn't go that far to say something like that. Total-MK was just making a joke and not trying to make another statement in regards to this topic. It's all in good, clean fun here. 
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